wewe

hello i am doggerelle your puppygirl pal. she/he/it. bark! i hope you have a really good day

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[captainsamta]

Off topic, but have some fishes for now

[dovesndecay]

we don't actually need gender markers on our licenses and whatnot. we could just. do away with those entirely. i do not believe this would lead disaster.

[eebie]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

pig doesn't understand how gardening works but understands that beautiful thoughts give birth to beautiful actions

[shiftythrifting]

I apologized in advance to the cashier for getting these at the same time. They couldn't stop laughing. From a Goodwill

[catgirl-kaiju]

Items that convince you to assassinate the rest of the Beatles

[the-haiku-bot]

Items that convince

you to assassinate the

rest of the Beatles

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[farmlesbians]

it’s talking heads kermit friday

[halondrus]

[solomeo333]

Happy burger you can fuck friday

[halondrus]

Happy burger you can fuck friday

[squiddemons-deactivated20210324]

happy electric feel friday

[calder]

happy electric feel friday

[robotpoppa]

it’s-friday.avi

[laughingsquid]

Two Cats Play Two Theremins at the Same Time

[dirtbaby2016]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Good bitch, I'm glad none of your people have an ounce of loyalty to you

[evilkitten3]

does that suck, mark? is it not fun to have your privacy violated? do you feel uncomfortable with people knowing things about you that you'd rather they not know? tell me more about how much you value your security and privacy, mark.

[circusheart]

one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

[circusheart]

They broke up

[the-girl-next-door-ashleeb]

[furryprovocateur]

things are funnier when you're in a good mood. **remembers i'm on the internet in 2025** And that's a form of emotional manipulation.

[unsubconscious]

Iri B., Glass #2 Oil on canvas, 60 x 80cm