Elusive Rat

@doggysan

Autistic Multi-Gendered Rat who stims a lot My rats are my beloved children! I love science, neuroscience specifically but, most forms of science will spark my interest. Half of me belongs on the other side. I like a lot of stuff, I'm too curious for my own good but I love it! ♊ Gemini sun, ♒ Aquarius ascendant, ♋ Pisces moon. I'm weird and often don't make much sense. Ask me about anything that confuses you. I like answering questions :) ...given that I can...

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badsciencejokes

Can you h👂🏻 me? — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2NobyLL

literallyadramaqueen-blog1

the most anticipated animated film in China inspired by a myth from the ancient Chinese Taoist classic Zhuangzi

Big Fish & Begonia 大鱼海棠 (7.8.2016)

emelang

That one spirk fic where Jim tries to reject Spock because he thinks that Spock doesn’t really know what he wants so Jim goes ‘You look at me like I’m everything you need.’ and Spock replies with 'You are.’ God fuck I felt that.

emelang

I think the eyeshadow makes the bitch look. AOS Spock needs to get to a space sephora stat and incorporate shadow to his look.

You’re right. Spock Prime takes one look at AOS Spock with his eyeshadowless eyelids, his unevenly cut bangs, his dry af skin and smacks him for bringing shame to the House of Solkar.

galaxygal-420

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I was never a huge Pixies fan, but as soon as I heard it a few times, this song earned a permanent and seriously high spot on my list of favorite songs.

emelang

Okay…..

emelang

Spock: i just want to get dicked down real good you know? am i asking too much? am i being too subtle? but i've been bending down in front of him everyday for the past four years??? 🤔 Stafleet official: Commander Spock, once again, this. Is. A. Court. Martial.!!!!

JFKEOSOFKEKWWOOROR

emelang

Free Bird guitar solo: starts playing

Me:

memoryslandscape-deactivated202

“For a long time I had not approached the forbidden fruit called happiness, but it was now tempting me with a melancholy persistence.”

— Yukio Mishima, from Confessions of a Mask (HarperCollins, 1972)

emelang

Every time I read the word ‘wanton’ in a scene that’s supposed to be sexy my mind immediately goes from 'that’s hot’ to 'wanton…wonton…wanton…wonton…I want dumplings.’