I still don't understand

(Ashley) I'm pretty cool I guess

[lizardsfromspace]

Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

[rslashrats]

[simplysnaps]

every time I'm too scared to pull the trigger on a bluesky post, I know I can post it here. you all get me.

[segamascott]

[heavymetalhazard]

oh my god

[abigail]

unfortunately i do think i am in fact doomed forever but at least there’s movies and music and idk probably some other things too

[incisedwound]

[halondrus]

[goatgoddesss]

put hair regrowth cream on brother Luke’s tonsure #monkprank

[dogpuppy]

[3000s]

[cardboard-cut0ut]

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[evilnicegirl]

peter griffin

[evilnicegirl]

they turned me into a hallway lois

[tlirsgender]

When a song’s a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[maryoliveoil]

Uh oh