Dolans Are Life

My blog is an accurate representation of me; a mess

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This is a Formal Apology to all people who have ever sent me an ask or request and I haven’t answered

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reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

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she is so FAKE 

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reblog if you agree that boys are a Waste of Time™

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id like to personally thank whoever it was who first decided to mash the potato 

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Brains, beauty & booty.

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LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

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me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

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tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

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my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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I feel like this could be useful in my future

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REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

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if you wake me up at 2 am saying you can’t sleep and want to go on a drive, you better believe i’ll drag my sleep deprived ass out of bed and do whatever I can to ease your thoughts.

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I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s one of life’s hardest lessons.

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as we all know, the best vines are the ones with dogs. here’s a bunch of doggy vines!!!!!!

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This made me v happy

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this blog is a good-content-free zone. if I ever post anything good let me know and I’ll delete it

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