meows and dies

penis themed blog she/her 24

[ciqqy]

[pjackk]

Ants on a raft for dinner

[flipchild]

[giftofgabber]

Oh, I LOVE when beetles are crustacians and when cockroaches are crustacians and when other insects are crustacians and when all of ‘Umineko’ is like, a truth with a disgusting

[elfstrogenized]

[anorableee]

[stonergirlswag]

[johnnycrass]

its so sad that theres dogs living in england. what if some british food hits the floor and the dog eats it that's so sad

[domimatrix]

[domimatrix]

this post made me lose 2 followers

i was just trying to share a cool scientific invention and take advantage of the most appropriate situation i’ve ever happened across to use robotpussy.gif

[thesoftghetto]

Science.

[k1mkardashian]

i’m crying

[pjackk]

MY NEW WAY TO HAVW FUN🔥🔥

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[young-replica]

[astrobstrd]

[seizuredarling-deactivated20250]

[email protected]

[sacred-portal]

[fuckedelf]

I haven’t had any candy or cookies or pies or even any cake for 48 hours I think I’m getting sick as a dog my whole body feels bad cuz of the withdrawals and also been breathing in a lot of harsh chemicals lately

[wokeuplaughing]

on all fours growling and hissing before regaining my composure and asking if you want a receipt

[wokeuplaughing]

so my morning routine when I'm off is I wake up I make coffee and bagels and then I watch northernlion but since getting a girlfriend I've been doing all the same stuff but while on the phone with her so I've been watching way less northernlion and while all reasons to watch less of a streamer are valid mine is definitely the most hype

[infertilityidol]

*rolling up to freaky tim Hortons* yeah can I get an iced fap and a sausage fucjers wrap