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pls. plsssss give me cuddles.

-dog.

Accepted. I can give cuddles to any cutie that promises not to bite, stab, poison, or otherwise murder me.

Honestly that's a standard very few humans in my life manage to meet

@dollhandss

I see how it is 😒

I'm sorry did you wanna say that without threateningly holding a murder weapon?

I’m sorry……….

I see how it is 🙁… 😢

pls. plsssss give me cuddles.

-dog.

Accepted. I can give cuddles to any cutie that promises not to bite, stab, poison, or otherwise murder me.

Honestly that's a standard very few humans in my life manage to meet

@dollhandss

I see how it is 😒

Rosa James spelled your last name wrong in his pinned post I think that warrants another knife at his throat

You’re right! I’ll make sure this doesn’t go unpunished

why is james simping over you in your inbox as an anon??

tell him to grow some balls and do it proud and public. we all wanna see.

please.

@james-a-anderson

your pretty nanswnsnababhxhrnrbs awbebdssbahs

🤭🤭🤭

kenji-kishimoto45

My little brother @james-a-anderson pushed me, so I’m starting a Kickstarter to put him down.

The benefits of k!lling James would be I would get pushed way less.

First of all, it was a light shove. Second of all, starting a Kickstarter to end me feels like an overreaction. And third, you don’t need to make the effort. @dollhandss would end me for free

correct; I would!

kenji-kishimoto45

then whY HAVENT HER LAST THREE ATTEMPTS WORKED??????

youre too lovey dovey to kill each other. Have you realised that?

I’m just waiting for the right time

kenji-kishimoto45

My little brother @james-a-anderson pushed me, so I’m starting a Kickstarter to put him down.

The benefits of k!lling James would be I would get pushed way less.

First of all, it was a light shove. Second of all, starting a Kickstarter to end me feels like an overreaction. And third, you don’t need to make the effort. @dollhandss would end me for free

correct; I would!

If I kissed you a hundred times, I fear I’d still need more before I could ever grow sick of it

Or not

Considering I’d probably already be in my grave because you got frustrated with my attempts

as long as words aren’t coming out of it, I love your mouth actually

I want you and I'd never stab you. Ever ever ever

Mm hm. Very nice. Could I potentially send someone to stab you then? Because you give me the creeps

@dollhandss help

I’ll be happy to! let me find my best dagger

I think I first fell in love with you when you thought you’d killed me. You looked like a death angel hovering over my body, scowl and all. Then I proved you wrong by still being alive.

My heart was beating too loud to hear anything you were saying, though that might’ve been adrenaline. Or the whole almost dying thing. Hard to tell.

Do gummy bears remind you of me?

I can’t eat them without thinking of you

nazeera-ibrahim45

Genuinely curious whether James has adopted Warner’s peculiar habit of eating cookies with utensils.

@warner-anderson @james-a-anderson

hell nah I eat cookies like a perfectly normal human person in fear of getting weird looks from @dollhandss

glad I have you trained like a dog!

darklesmylove

enemies to lovers be like

Sounds weirdly like someone I know except we aren't enemies anymore

@dollhandss

you still love when I threaten your life

you’re so pretty I think I could stare at you for decades and your beauty would still shake me to my core every single time you decided to look my way

– extracts from my collection of love letters

so there’s more? how long have you been keeping these for?

I actually started writing them the first time you left me alone. After that, every time I don’t get your attention, i add another one to the box. Coping mechanism. Very healthy. Probably

so you’re a hopeless romantic now

only on days that end in y and only for people who look at me like they’re deciding whether to kiss me or stab me. I find it very motivating.

or I’m drunk

corny. you’re lucky your looks make up for it

see? built-in survival skill. I’d be dead by now if I was ugly

#//continue the romance asks or nah??#<- keep them coming

you’re right about something for once

you’re so pretty I think I could stare at you for decades and your beauty would still shake me to my core every single time you decided to look my way

– extracts from my collection of love letters

so there’s more? how long have you been keeping these for?

I actually started writing them the first time you left me alone. After that, every time I don’t get your attention, i add another one to the box. Coping mechanism. Very healthy. Probably

so you’re a hopeless romantic now

only on days that end in y and only for people who look at me like they’re deciding whether to kiss me or stab me. I find it very motivating.

or I’m drunk

corny. you’re lucky your looks make up for it

@dollhandss I had the worst dream last night. We were kissing (that part was great) then I stopped and said, “You look and kiss like an artificial intelligence,” and that’s when you killed me. Again.

You wouldn’t actually do that though right? It was dream me. Innocent and definitely not my fault in any possible way

it’s to be debated that your dream may have just been a prophecy I need to fulfill

um you know the saying trigger-happy?? I think it applies to you but with knives. Stop using fate or whatever to justify your desire to stab my poor ass