This blog is brought to you by sister kissing
Have you kissed your sister today? Do you want to? Studies show that 100% of my partners have become happier after kissing their sisters. If you think sister kissing is right for you please talk to your doctors.
Warning side effects include erections, faster heart rate, difficulty breathing, death, other things and diarrhea
Do not kiss your sister if you’re pregnant or are planning to get pregnant unless you’re into that sorta shit
If your sister kissing lasts more than four hours seek emergency contact with me so I can give you a crisp high five.
Sister kissing because sometimes you simply need to keep it in the family!









