Wrath Of The Mother, Blinding

Your Empress Suck Me Good And Hard Through My Jorts Dep. Dolorosa for Antecebent

[dolodrums]

[13fingers]

i think i’m in love with you,, have a nice day

You are nothing to me. I won’t

[longscorsese]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

Dying from Swag Poisoning

[dolodrums]

New Band Name.

Darkleer and the Perverts.

[dolodrums]

May I also Yell At Him?

[dolodrums]

She Rumbled Spherily down the Zigzag Incline.

[dolodrums]

Alas I cannot Boob my Breasts into Attack Position.

I simply lack the Ammunition.

[dolodrums]

Everyone but this Small Megido must Leave.

[dolodrums]

Alas I cannot Boob my Breasts into Attack Position.

I simply lack the Ammunition.

[linndrum]

“In my youth,” reminisced the old man, scratching his beard thoughtfully, “I was quite the quirked up white boy. No one in the village could best me at busting it down sexual style.”

“And were you goated, sir?” the young boy queried.

“My dear boy, I most certainly was!” The old man chuckled, a merry twinkle in his eye. “With the sauce, I daresay.”

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

I would like to note that contrary to popular belief, tuxedo cats are not little businessmen!

tuxedo is formal party attire, if you wore one at a business function, you would be inappropriately dressed!

tuxedo cats are, instead, lil fancy guys, darling socialites, even

[postilionstruckbylightning]

Carefree gadabouts.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

jolly good chaps

[kawaiiabetic]

flâneurs

[stainlessteelwaterbottle]

youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

[jame7t]

I put on the maid outfit and I make your house messier

[insomniac-arrest]

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

[insomniac-arrest]

stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post

[vampire-wannabe]

what's the deal with fangs bro. like yeah sure stare deep into my eyes bite me in the neck drain me of blood cool and good bro.

[vvaevvictis]

> Good gods, absinthe tastes like shit. > ... Hang on. > Why is the light on? > You don't remember turning that thing on. > More importantly, you shouldn't have power at all. > ... Or connection. > What the hell is going on?

((viewable IC))

[dolodrums]

I do not understand the Appeal of a Hoofbeast.

[dolodrums]

You may Dislike this as much as you Like but I still do not Understand.

[equiuszahhak]

D –> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkMOpb3HVxM D –> You will watch this and admire the sound of her little hoofs on the stone

[dolodrums]

Inflicting Babies upon me is Cheating you Bastard.