@dolphinofthewaves continued x:
“No honey that’s not– who told you that?”
“Debbie... Did I hurt you?”

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@dolphinofthewaves
@dolphinofthewaves continued x:
“No honey that’s not– who told you that?”
“Debbie... Did I hurt you?”
@aquarad we should both make one
*punches you REALLY hard in the arm but affectionately*
“Ow!! Honey? What’d I do?”
“Is this not a way to say hello?”
I think I wanna make a Tula rp, but like I wanna rp WITH a Tula so like...
mood: dolphin showing up to visit her dying husband at the hospital wearing this heart-shaped boob window
gotta look good always
I’m back, but only to leave this here
send me ✤ + a ship and i’ll tell you…
who said i love you first?
who laughs when the other trips?
who pays the bills?
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?
who’s more clumsy?
who checks their daily horoscope?
who sings louder in the car?
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?
who is more up to date in pop culture?
who insists on going to see the newest movies?
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?
who’s the lighter sleeper?
who believes in ghosts?
who does the grocery shopping?
who updates their facebook status more often?
I'm back, but only to leave this here
“Have I ever led you wrong?”
“Well…”
“Oh just trust me.”
@troia-donna-troy liked a starter call
“You know you’re quite beautiful? If I wasn’t called for I might have tried my luck.”
“Why thank you, that is very kind. And I believe you are just as beautiful.”
A blush played across her cheeks. “You’re most welcome, and thank you as well. Perhaps in another life.”
The Amazon could not help, but smile when the woman blushed. “Perhaps in another life. Now tell me Dolphin, how are you and Garth doing?”
“Very well. It seems you’ve caught me during one of the few times there’s not a disaster of some sort. And how are you?”
Send "Wanna fuck?" and I will generate my muses response to yours asking for sex.
1-20
1) “Hell no. Did someone slip something into your drink?” 2) “If we weren’t in the middle of the party…” 3) “Only if I get tops.” 4) “Only if I get to bottom.” 5) “You didn’t even have to ask.” 6) “You could have used a cheap pickup line to ask instead.” 7) “No. Just… no.” 8) “I don’t have any interest in screwing you.” 9) “Anal or oral?” 10) “Stop messing around.” 11) “You’ve got to try harder than that to get me in bed.” 12) “…Do I know you?” 13) “I should just slap you.” 14) “What the hell?” 15) “After all the times we’ve screwed, now you ask? Hell yes.” 16) “Are you joking?” 17) “Take me.” 18) “…I don’t know what the hell is in your mind.” 19) “Where did that come from?” 20) “No! Fuck off!”
@dolphinofthewaves liked for a thing!
“You’re sure this is a good idea? I mean, I’m not doubting you but…I’m absolutely doubting you.”
“Have I ever led you wrong?”
@troia-donna-troy liked a starter call
“You know you’re quite beautiful? If I wasn’t called for I might have tried my luck.”
“Why thank you, that is very kind. And I believe you are just as beautiful.”
A blush played across her cheeks. “You’re most welcome, and thank you as well. Perhaps in another life.”
Wanna fuck?
proposition this fish atlantean
Garth stares at his wife for a moment, then makes a show of staring at his bandaged body. Call him crazy, but sex with a few broken ribs and a stab wound doesn’t seem like the smartest idea, “Stop messing around.”
“Oh lighten up just a little.” She teased, leaning and placing a kiss on his head. “I’m just trying to lighten the mood.”
@troia-donna-troy liked a starter call
“You know you're quite beautiful? If I wasn’t called for I might have tried my luck.”
@becauseitneedstobedone liked a starter call
“I’ve worked with Superman before. Any relation?”
apologies to @becauseitneedstobedone and @troia-donna-troy ! Tumblr didn’t notify me on notes of that started call! I’ll get right on that