yeet

everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato

[funnyshitaight]

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this is funny

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finally some trustworthy box lifting instructions

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hahah get it cuz like he’s a indian chief

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ohhhh so that’s why his teeth are so white... everything is starting to make sense now oh my god

[dankmemeuniversity]

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that raccoon looks so friendly tho

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let’s keep this bread(instead of paying our taxes)

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no more scrontching! only sultry melodies!!!

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she better play him back

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i bet that pitbull is named “cupcake” or “daisy” lmao

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diseases are overrated tbh they take way too long i prefer death by noodle

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wait just one minute...

if you wear your underwear inside out, the rest of the uninverse is wearing your underwear except you.

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did you know that

saying yass actually means yay(for) all sex slaves. tsk tsk tsk

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how to steal meme 101

1. take meme

2. add caption

3. make caption, “who did this, i’m dead😂”

4. press post

how to dad 101

1. find stolen meme

2. comment “hi dead i’m dad”

3. cry because you realize that you aren’t dad because dad no able to technology

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so i found this recipe for cupcakes but do i use Pepsi or Coke for the baking soda??

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this is very true

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when the government tryna touch your bread

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so i was at this restaurant the other day and i went to use the restroom, which was a one person restroom, so i knocked on the door. no one replied so i assumed it was open. i tried opening the door but it was locked. seconds later the person using the restroom lets out a huge fart and a sigh of relief. after waiting about a minute, a young boy (probably 10 or 11) comes out of the restroom and says, “sometimes when people knock on the door i just try to shit louder” and he just calmly walked back to his table and i lost it. the greatest social interaction i’ve ever had with a stranger. i don’t think anything will top that one.