Yeehaw

29/Bi/Pronouns TBD at a later date, decidedly not he/him (Big ups to vulasaurart for giving me permisson to use her art as an avatar)

[couponkids]

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

[kropotkindersurprise]

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

[canadian-marxist]

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

[ytendril]

its my job as the shrine maiden to get drunk, tend to the fire, talk in a soothing hypnotic voice, and fuck each of the warrior girls up the ass, sometimes i also help them do level up, but usually they want the other thing (rolls my eyes)

[ytendril]

no, it does not.

[ytendril]

honestly everyone tagging this "#dark souls" is .

Lol,

this is real life

[ytendril]

the last lines get said through a radiolike a call of duty mission before you are helicopter dropped directly into blight town

[some-call-me-menace]

you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

[nolaplantdaddy]

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

[noegrets]

[qqchurch]

I bet it would feel good as fuck to be a foxgirl and have your gf brush your fluffy tail

[toskarin]

I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

[solradguy]

Going to the library tomorrow to find out if I'm allowed to print hypothetical boobs for the GG copybook I wanna do

[solradguy]

Libraries don't fuck around when it comes to copyright law

[enameledcoppergirl]

You cannot wiggle your way out of this one, girl-creature

[yingletgirltailtuft]

That’s what you think!

*continues to wiggle ineffectually*

[selfpoweredoxygenmachine]

you have to imagine it with the music or it isnt funny

[afropiscesism]

i really really hate seeing black men as portrayed juxtapositions to innocence and kindness in memes, internet jokes and the like. and seeing them proclaimed as “wholesome,” when they are just like. Being “human” people that aren’t being masculine in the way they are thought to be being exceptional and surprising ! it snitches on you! every time!

you gotta ask yourself, why does this idea of opposition effect you? why does a black man handling a kitten illicit that response from you? why does a meme talking about kindness and love with black men in the bg holding up gang signs feel the way it feels? what are these jokes saying about your humor? humor is a tool to interact with larger society, it’s a tool you gotta make sure isn’t being sharpened as a weapon in your hand

[afropiscesism]

@closet-keys thank you so much for reminding me of my favorite videos on this topic. good context that is mentioned in this clip is also that demi is a short man (5’4”-5”), dark skinned and has locs so i bet he gets this A LOT.

i especially appreciate his insight on how it makes him feels desexualizing and like a fucking puppy because two things are happening here.

the desexualization speaks to the default image of black men in the social consciousness. they are “bucks,” “studs, “mandigoes,” and so on and so forth. the juxtaposition confirms the expectation of what a black man is and isn’t. black men are Meant to be sexual objects defined by aggression and desire so it’s surprising when they aren’t !

the feeling of a puppy, personally makes me think of the inverse of it being a dog or a cur. there is ownership here, there is an expectation of wildness and dehumanization. god it even has infantilization! it’s got it all. a dog is only good when it can be controlled, unthreatening, and malleable to training. that is how white women Especially see black men. and im going to also say that white queers, yall do this SO FUCKING MUCH, to black men it’s disgusting. whether it’s in fandom or in the news, it’s omnipresent and disgusting

[batsinmypants]

All these dudes on here have “Dom” in their bio, but there’s no way all these motherfuckers are named Dominic. That name is not that common. You’ve gotta be shitting me. Come on now.

[bobbole]

[kropotkindersurprise]

You can report suspected or confirmed IDF war criminals to the Hind Rajab Foundation, and they will try to get the war criminal's country of residence to follow international law by prosecuting them

[kropotkindersurprise]

Some of their recent cases against international IDF volunteers and vacationing IDF war criminals:

you can support their work [here]

[tirtyturtle]

Nurse testament I did for Halloween 💉

[missmisdemeanor]

it is a rookie mistake to assume that the person making deeply anachronistic, inaccurate, and fairytale-esque knightposts knows nothing about real knights. i know all about real knights. i just think overseeing the farmland on your estate, explicitly being in it for (more) land and money, fighting less than half the year, and dying of cholera is sort of boring while swearing undying oaths is really sexy

[maidthings]

[abbott and costello voice] oh you know these plural girls got all kinds of names these days,

[maidthings]

"WHO WAS FRONTING" "EXACTLY."

[maidthings]

"NO. i mean which girl was fronting" "oh its more of a doll these days actually"

[winged-void]

the line between a good bit and a bdsm scene really just does not exist