Yip yap

29 she/her or it/its therian kobold/yinglet-thing

[yingletgirltailtuft]

You should be living your life in such a way that you make a trans woman smile and laugh

[yingletgirltailtuft]

Sliding a big scale taht says "Kobold:Yinglet Ratio" on it and constantly looking back at the mirror for approval like a contestant on the price is right

[bacony-cakes]

splits the knob in half with a big cleaver and pushed the halves to both ends, causing you to mitose into both a kobold and a yinglet

[yingletgirltailtuft]

were any of these so simple...

[yingletgirltailtuft]

Lol. Lmao, even.

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[yingletgirltailtuft]

so um. the therian crisis has evolved. we were gonna change the blog name today but um. think we'll wait on that another day at least!

[yingletgirltailtuft]

Floor Jansen

Ceiling Jansen

[yingletgirltailtuft]

You should be living your life in such a way that you make a trans woman smile and laugh

[yingletgirltailtuft]

You should be living your life in such a way that you're smiling and laughing, too

[makkon]

a couple of bolds

[your-favourite-red-dragon]

Big and powerful dragon in need of her knight to carry a spider out of her cave

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

[postpostirony]

Damn fuck I really can't think of a single popular uprising in the entire history of Russia how about you?

[segamascott]

westerners: racism is bad also did you know that every single living person in russia china north korea iran and cuba are not only ontologically evil but brainwashed stupid and soulless too ☝️☺️

[wheeloffortune-design]

my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!

me: yeah, i posted on tumblr

publisher: .........tumblr?

me: that's where the gays are.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update

publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?

me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?

publisher: .....and it works?

me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.

publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?

me: .......absolutely not.

(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update!

publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?

me: NO

publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-

me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.

publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.

me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.

(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)

[wheeloffortune-design]

update with picture of a pet!

This is Cosmos, my publisher's dog.

He barks at my publisher's phone notifications. So every time a book is sold, Cosmos barks.

It's been days.

I think you guys would love to know that when you buy a book, a dog barks in Vancouver, Canada.

(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a story where women help women bury the body of your abusive husband.)

[n3bulas-and-satelites]

@thebibliosphere @pangur-and-grim

[thebibliosphere]

Well, that’s one book waiting for me when I get back home! Also, please tell your publisher Cosmos is the goodest dog 💖

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[yulnik]

Chase and her memory shard, in a form of the mimicking horse spirit

[beardedmrbean]

[6qubed]

that was everything I was hoping it would be. marvelous

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love this because you know exactly where it's going and you're not disappointed

[charlesoberonn]

I was so looking forward for the Jupiter gravity and it didn't disappoint and THEN THE SUN GRAVITY MADE ME HOLLER

[bunjywunjy]

i think you could reach escape velocity on pluto by just jumping really hard

[mokimo-art]

THWE DRAMATIC PAUSE IN THE SUN GRAVITY HAD ME

[real-nature-facts]

[alternativeulster]

dont let anyone ever tell you the doctor who tv movie (1996) sucks. this is literally the best scene in all 60 years of doctor who

[staple-teeth]

@mildlyinterestedcreature

[daylights-rain]

creates a perfectly princess-shaped lack of noise

h- how the fuck did you do that

wait how did i hear that

[crown-princess-carrion]

⠀

[daylights-rain]

STOP DOING THAT