flash thompson is a himbo

28 | he/him

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[hourlycatphotos]

[stimman4000]

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[cipheramnesia]

good luggage goes in the fun bubble

[floweramon]

When I was in college, my Stage Craft teacher showed us this.  Basically the machine heats up a sheet of plastic, and once it’s malleable enough it’ll be blown up to make room for whatever you want to imprint in the plastic.  Once it’s in place, the air reverses and the plastic vacuum-sucks all around the object.  

He demonstrated it on a baby doll and it was like a baby had been frozen in carbonite.  I got to take it home and I still have frozen-carbonite-baby to this day (his name is Franklin XD)

[reximus44]

[galsinspace]

The baby has been posted here

[antiqueanimals]

Don Balke (American, b. 1933). American Badger, 1978. Gouache and watercolor on paper.

MutualArt

[wheel-skellington]

normally petty arguments about small cultural differences are whatever, its just what youre used to normally but

there is literally no advantage at all to a bag of milk and a designated milk bag pitcher

[wheel-skellington]

like if the milk MUST be in a bag for whatever reason, at least put a spigot on it like a bag of wine or those emergency water bags

[wheel-skellington]

i -really- need to clarify that the bag milk people would be much less annoying if they were just like ‘yeah its what im used to i like it’ but instead you bring up bag milk and they will each give you a different, imagined, and often conflicting personal reason why they are actually better

if one person says easier to pour, one person says more recyclable, and one person says efficient storage (especially if all three have an alternative that is better than both bags and jugs, glass) then you know that its cope and each reason is made up. (also i almost forgot that one lunatic who said it makes the milk expire slower????)

anyway recycling plastic in any form is a myth and the best milk experience ive ever had was rectangular and stackable glass bottles that are completely recyclable

[lemonade-squid]

We really had it right in the 40s with the milk man stuff

[wheel-skellington]

AND you could fuck the milk man!!!

[volition2]

fucked up adn cruel....

[pukicho]

My submission for a new simplified American Dollar bill design which could begin printing as early as 2027

[stayingoldwithme]

how would they make the text go out the dollar bill?-

[pukicho]

Okay wise guy

[pukicho]

Alright

[lucifersimp]

Like this, duh

[pukicho]

Get that wise guy back here. Now

[fatherkrasmazov]

[squishysphealgirl]

One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when somebody pointed out that the existence of flinching away when you touch something hot implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of scary fire monsters that attacked people 😨

[dailyflicks]

SCHITT'S CREEK | 2.01 FINDING DAVID

[snapdraqons]

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

[dailycatsblog]

[ruinedchildhood]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[lindleland]

disco elysium dialogue tree

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[konoko]