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@dominicanhimeros
Fun things they don’t teach you in sex ed.
Talcum powder has asbestos in it. Has for years. Leave it be
This is all FAR more useful education than ‘Having unmarried sex while female makes you a dirty slut’ .
Ways to make your client nut fast
ask them to choke you. a lotta guys nut in seconds cus theyre not used to anything rough. and it wont even be that rough cus he will nut in 1sec.
ask him to fuck your tight asshole, if you allow anal. thats guaranteed quick nut. under 1 min nut
sloppy af bj + hj combo. this one takes sum skill. but if u do it right, not tooo hard or not tooo fast, you can build a quick hard nut. 5 min he will nut
talk dirty. if you arent comfortable, practice it. u might think ull cum across as fake but do u think they give a fuck? they want u to be a pornstar. just say shit like U like that?? u like pounding my whore cunt? u like me bouncing on ur fat dick?? OoohhHhh my god ur cock is buried deep in my (name of hole) . it will speed up the nut. but if they are vanilla just moan rly sensually i guess lmfao tell them how intense this feels and how u feel all 2 inches of his cock and how ur gonna nut. if u nut he nuts
be a little more dominating, take ctrl. i used to be rly submissive out of laziness and in real life i used to be naturally submissive but ive learned that taking ctrl will make the client think u are rly into it. they like that shit. u dont gotta be a domme, just give lotta direction, take lead and fuck hard
if u have fat ass, reverse cowgirl. bounce n fuck hard n he will nut in 2 min max. reverse cowgirl ANAL?? game over, auto nut
lots and lots and lots of eye contact.
in missionary, tilt ur pelvic bone down to make ur pussy tighter and the angle more narrow for his cock. this makes my bf nut all the time
thank u for listening to my ted talk
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Thanks.
swallow?
Swallow and a spitter. I️ like to get a lil messy
I wanna be fucked on the regular by someone who respects me
You can still get STD's with condoms on
HPV Syphilis Herpes
Just incase you didn’t know because most don’t 🗣
This. This. This. Omfg this.
lol I made this post months ago Funny how since Usher and his herpes comes to the light that’s when Majority of y'all started caring 🤦🏾♀️
To add onto this…. info from someone who screens for STDs: 1. Condoms protect against fluid 2. Anything skin to skin can be contracted 3. A new form of Gonorhea has developed that is resistant to antibiotics 4. If you have unprotected sex and get BV or a yeast infection it is because your vaginal pH does not mix well with the pH of his semen 5. That means you can get HIV 6. MORE THAN HALF OF THE POPULATION HAS HERPES 7. Type 1 is usually oral (cold sores) Type 2 is genital 8. You can give someone genital herpes if you have a cold sore and give them head 9. You can give someone cold sores if have genital herpes and receive head 10. Herpes lies dormant for years sometimes so you could have gotten it 10 years ago and it just now pops up 11. Most screening sites will not test for it, unless asked, because it cause problems within a relationship 12. Untreated chlamidiya (👈🏽 I’m trying) can make you infertile
You gave the most informative add on thank you Idk wth everyone else is talking about
Reblogging this again for the “I hate condom dudes”
I didn’t know the syphilis part. ALSO if his semen throws off my pH, will that cause fertility issues?
Ladies I have another question for you....
What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?
Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.
I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches
Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time
Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…
Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.
What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy
Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.
Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.
Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds
I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.
Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind
slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes.
thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute
slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal
that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something
I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit
Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.
1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.
2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.
3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.
4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.
5. LONG stokes with the tongue.
6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.
7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.
8. If you can reach, grab a titty.
9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs
10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!
Oh damn 😳😳💕💕
Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??
And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?
I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.
Taking notes for when I feel like putting some natural facial hair growth serum on my face.
Reblogging for awareness…
Don’t be rubbin on the clit like you trying to shine a shoe, it’s very sensitive. To that end, no dry cat-tounges. Slob it down.
If you think blowing on it or in it or anywhere near the pussy does anything for anyone, punch yourself in the face right now
Great facts and mad humorous. Shoot I love what I do and always have a drenched beard. And little to drink but always good to learn new tricks if there where some.
BEST!!!
ladies make this post the study guide for any nigga tryna eat. quiz him lol. if a nigga can’t eat it right after these gems he don’t deserve to lol.
its also good to see that not all of these are the same
🤔📓✏️
Yasssssss can’t say enough, eat pussy.
I live in Maryland I’m still trying to get someone to handle all the stuff everybody asking for i aim to please
THIS. WHOLE. POST. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Ladies I have another question for you....
What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?
Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.
I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches
Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time
Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…
Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.
What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy
Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.
Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.
Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds
I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.
Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind
slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes.
thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute
slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal
that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something
I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit
Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.
1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.
2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.
3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.
4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.
5. LONG stokes with the tongue.
6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.
7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.
8. If you can reach, grab a titty.
9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs
10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!
Oh damn 😳😳💕💕
Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??
And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?
I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.
Taking notes for when I feel like putting some natural facial hair growth serum on my face.
Reblogging for awareness…
Don’t be rubbin on the clit like you trying to shine a shoe, it’s very sensitive. To that end, no dry cat-tounges. Slob it down.
If you think blowing on it or in it or anywhere near the pussy does anything for anyone, punch yourself in the face right now
Great facts and mad humorous. Shoot I love what I do and always have a drenched beard. And little to drink but always good to learn new tricks if there where some.
BEST!!!
ladies make this post the study guide for any nigga tryna eat. quiz him lol. if a nigga can’t eat it right after these gems he don’t deserve to lol.
its also good to see that not all of these are the same
🤔📓✏️
Yasssssss can’t say enough, eat pussy.
I live in Maryland I’m still trying to get someone to handle all the stuff everybody asking for i aim to please
THIS. WHOLE. POST. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
There is absolutely NO WAY I will fuck a COMPLETE stranger unprotected!! We all know the HIV/AIDS epidemic 😷 I swear I SWEAR to you we can have so much fun with that rubber on, if you just so happen to come in my room with that trying to kill me with your bloodhound I PROMISE you will feel my wrath I will turn koo on your ass! No BARE NO FUCKING BARE! In simpler words No bumboclaat un protected sex 😘😘😘😊😊😊☺️
Random hoe tips
Avoid caffeine before bed.
Try to go to sleep around the same time every night.
Avoid using electronic devices before bed.
When choosing an outfit, stick to solid colors like black, olive, khaki, white, gray, nude, etc. They’ll go with anything.
Drink!!! Your!!! Water!!!
Using a toner for oily skin helps a lot.
Find a moisturizer that doesn’t make your skin oily throughout the day.
Exfoliate once or twice a week.
Use castor oil or Vaseline to moisturize your eyelashes because they do need to be conditioned, just like your hair.
If you don’t have time to wax, shaving with Neosporin leaves your kitty stubble-free.
Kat Von D lipstick is blowjob proof.
Estee Lauder’s Double-Wear foundation is smear-proof.
Fantasia Smoothing Serum keeps your hair from flattening and tangling during sexy time.
Switch to men’s deodorant and razors. You’ll see why.
Use tea tree oil to moisturize where you usually shave.
Shaving with baby oil also gives a stubble-free, smooth shave.
Pat a bit of foundation on your lips before applying lipstick to make it last longer when making out and giving blowjobs.
Matte finish foundations stick to your skin better and don’t rub off.
Cranberries will make your kitty’s scent a little sweeter.
Use coconut oil and Vaseline on your thighs nightly to eliminate stretch marks.
Put garlic on your nail beds and coconut oil on your cuticles for longer nails.
If you have marks from ingrown hairs on your kitty, rub on aloe vera for the itching and coconut oil to fade the marks.
Threading your eyebrows lasts longer than waxing them.
If you know you’re doing the dirty, don’t wear cotton panties because they can trap lint in the crevices of your thighs.
When brushing your teeth, brush your tongue too to eliminate bad breath.
Use a pumice stone to get dead skin cells off your feet and focus on your heels.
Chloraseptic throat numbing medication helps incredibly with deepthroating.
Lemon juice and baking soda removes cum stains.
Yoni oil makes your kitty extremely soft.
Peeing after sex decreases your risk of UTIs and STDs.
Change the condom if you’re going from anal to vaginal sex so you’re more protected against bacteria.
Applying a homemade body and face scrub made of brown sugar and honey can work wonders.
For dry or peeling lips, use water and a toothbrush to exfoliate them.
Floss daily.
Olive oil repairs nails broken from acrylics.
Add moisturizer to a foundation that’s a little too dark for you to lighten it up.
Even if you’re on birth control, wearing condoms can help prevent against STDs.
Don’t let your number of partners affect you; to each their own.
Don’t use soap in, near, or around your kitty.
Coffee and salty foods will make your kitty taste bitter, so stick to water, tea, or juice.
Don’t constantly use bath bombs or take bubble baths as they can give your kitty an infection. Keep it to a minimum.
Never spray perfume in or on your kitty. This is a no-brainer.
Don’t lie to your doctors about being sexually active.
Uh anyone who’s ever used tea tree oil knows that it is EXTREMELY STRONG AND DRYING like strong enough to cause CHEMICAL BURNS on some people. If one does use tea tree oil on their skin, it is usually just a few drops mixed in with a more moisturizing oil. Please don’t use straight up tea tree oil on “areas where you shave” 🙄
ok this my list of hoe tips and life tips in general
- can’t get ur pussy smooth?? always prickly?? shave diagonally and horizontally instead of up and down, and always use a new blade
- can’t get ur pussy soft?? shave with hair conditioner and massage it in for like 30 seconds before. after u shave, massage with baby oil, and lotion after a shower
- EXFOLIATE. exfoliating is the key to life. mix used coffee grounds with a moisturizing oil (olive or coconut is best). rub that shit all over your legs before you shave until ur hands start to feel funny
- dry feet?? bih me too. rub a fuck ton of regular lotion (or foot cream if u fancy, even Vaseline works) all over your feet and put double socks (or fuzzy socks) on before bed. yass
- this one is the most basic but pls drink water. it’ll clear ur skin, flush out your kidneys to prevent bladder infections, and ur pussy gonna be wet asf
- salt, fat, caffeine, dairy, etc. r gonna make u taste all funky down there. fruits, veggies, and anything w high water content is gonna make u taste fresh/sweet
- smoking and drinking also gonna make u taste funky. and smoking is especially bad for u, so put out the cig babe
- using soap on ur pussy gonna fuck up ur pH bad. the vagina is a self cleaning device, and all u need is a really soft washcloth (or even a cotton shirt) and some water, let ur body do ur thing
- if ur used to wearing tampons and that’s what u find comfortable, use a menstrual cup! very sanitary and will save u a TON of money in the long run
- want a natural lip plumper?? mix a lil bit of cinnamon and honey, and gently rub it into your lips w a soft toothbrush n leave it on for a min. slather on some chapstick n ur plump n soft
- BUY A VIBRATOR. please do it. it will save ur fucking life
- cotton panties or no panties sis. ur kitty needs to breathe and cotton/no panties will prevent bacterial and fungal infection
- got hair on ur face? got rough skin? GURL SHAVE IT! wash your face as normal and pat dry, gently run a clean razor over any areas (cheeks, chin, neck). tone and moisturize like a motherfucker. smooth!
- pubic hair is healthy and good and keeps ur vag clean! don’t shave it unless YOU want to, don’t leave that decision up to ur nasty man
- allow urself junk in moderation. it’ll make making healthy choices easier if u allow urself a little treat every once in a while
- a simple equation for a good meal: vegetable + grain/carb, protein
- do ur fucking homework and do it on time
- rubbing a little bit of petroleum jelly on ur pressure points before spraying perfume will make it last longer
- hair holds onto scents v easily. wanna smell like a goddess????,,, spritz that hair
- kat von d everlasting liquid lipstick is blowjob proof. get messy n be on point!
- urban decay all nighter setting spray is gonna save ur life. it’ll keep ur shit in place when u getting dicked, if u cryin, chokin on dick, w/e u like to do
- if ur having trouble getting wet even after sufficient foreplay, a little bit of water based lube does WONDERS. also won’t deteriorate condoms (oil) or get gritty (silicone)
- need to stretch out ur shoes?? fill two ziploc bags with water and put them in ur shoes. put shoes in the freezer until water freezes solid, and dethaw with a hairdryer. especially effective on leather!
- having problems deepthroating? make sure ur throat is in line with ur mouth, if it’s not the dick won’t go down
- can’t deepthroat at all? cover ur teeth with ur top lip and press ur tongue to the roof of ur mouth while he thrusts. 10/10!
- communication w ur partner during sex will make it a trillion million times more satisfying
- frizzy hair? put conditioner on the tips of your hair (nape of the neck and down) and shampoo right on ur scalp. volumizes without frizzing!
- this one kinda weird but don’t hold ur pee unless u wanna mean bladder infection/UTI
- pee after u masturbate please. u never know what can shimmy up ur urethra, even when ur playin w the little man in the sailboat
- keep a pair of spare glasses with u for when ur contacts dry out. lifesaver
- always keep extra undies, an extra shirt, makeup remover, moisturizer, and comfy shoes in ur car/bag if u can fit all of it
- apply dry shampoo the night before ur gonna need it. it’ll soak up the oil before it sits on ur hair. reapply in the morning n style accordingly
- apple cider vinegar mixed with water works as a good toner if u ain’t got no moneyyyy
- castor oil on ur brows and lashes every night will make them thicker and longer. even just one day will help (bc they will be shiny and moisturized)
ill probs add onto this when i think of more!