⨳ — BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SUPERNATURAL; S03
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“You don’t feel even a little creeped out?” “You heard those, right? That wasn’t just me being crazy.” “Crime’s even better when it just involves bars of gold.” “This is why you die first in a movie.” “You’d be the worst diplomat when it comes to alien-human relations. Every fucking solution you’ve offered is to shoot at them with your gun.” “You’re not ghost-proof. You’re just an idiot that refuses to see proof.” “Why you gotta be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that?” “I kinda wish this bridge was torn down.” “I’m gonna murder you.” “It’s still very much an abandoned hellscape.” “Oh my god, this room is fucking horrifying.” “You have a very sly, evil smile on right now. I don’t like it.” “You seem rattled right now.” “If I’m trying to remember what I had for breakfast a year ago, yeah I’m gonna be a little foggy on that. But, if I’m remembering the time I saw alien bodies, thrown from a wreckage, I think I’m gonna remember that quite clear, and when it happened.” “Are you putting on a tinfoil hat?” “I knew you would like a Nick Cage reference.” “Mass abduction! Maybe they all lined up in a row and just got in the tractor beam one at a time.” “It’s kinda sinister that there maybe something lurks beneath.” “You almost startled me with your realistic gunfire noises.” “Hey, c’mon, speak up. Do ghost-y stuff!” “We’re going to the most haunted part of the building.” “I feel like my bravery is going to stop at this point.” “Ghosts, ghosts. Make it stink.” “Spooky castle, that’s every investigator’s dream.” “Alright, we’re gonna see a thousand ghosts tonight. Any less than that and it’s a failure.” “Wait. Did you hear that?” “No-one can see the top of your head except God.” “I would pay thousands of dollars for ghosts to be real.” “Ghosts hate it when you play the piano.” “We may have caught ourselves a ghoul, [Name].” “This is fucked up.” “I’m not gonna pretend I’m not scared of this, because I am.” “[lauhgs] That’s poetic.” “It’s hard for ghosts to take a cold one.” “We should go get more gin.” “Alright gouhlie gouhls, let’s do something fun.” “Can you look even a little bit worried?” “If you want me off the bridge, you’re gonna have to throw me off.” “I’m about to die for the internet.” “Yeah, this is kind of what the apocalypse would look like. In micro form.” “Hello, spirits. We’re here with good vibes.” “I have a crazy hunch that your eyes are gonna play tricks on you, and you’re going to lose your mind.” “Try to rationalize it all you want but you know it’s a ghost.” “You would walk up to it and be like, ‘the end is niiigh!’“ “You’d go runnin’ through town, ringin’ a bell. ‘The Martians are here! Lock yourselves in your basements!’“ “Looks ghostful.” “It’s a people grinder.”
