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me when I'm an attractive depressed middle-aged man who is a retired veteran and also a widower who constantly gets shot at
── ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 18+ cockwarming with frank castle.
the first press of his lips was shockingly soft for the usual frank - hesitant even, like he’d never kissed you tenderly before. you melted against him, hands sliding up his vest to feel the steady thud of his heartbeat beneath all that armor. he carried you to your couch with gentle touch, seating you on top of him. each movement felt intense - each kiss deeper than the last while his large hand cradled your jaw softly. the roll of hips made heat pool low in your stomach.
the stretch was perfect - frank’s massive frame moving up to match your core. your back arched off the couch when he bottomed out, fingers twisting in his shirt. everything else faded away - the world outside this room didn’t exist. just you and him. every nerve felt electric where his body met yours.
he kissed your temple while giving you time to adjust, calloused thumb brushing your cheekbone like you were something fragile. a rough groan escaped frank’s lips, raw and unfiltered, when he finally felt all of you around him. it was a deep sound from his chest, vibrating through both your bodies where they pressed together.
he stayed completely still for those first few seconds, letting you squirm and breathe as your body learned the shape of him. sweat beaded at his hairline from restraint. he was making sure you were okay. when you clenched around him, you heard a small “fuck” muffle against your neck before he buried himself deeper.
you straddled his lap bare-skinned, face flushed pink and something far softer. frank’s usual hard edges were gone; replaced by an expression you rarely saw on the his face. his large hands framed your hips as he drank in every detail - the curve of your shoulders, the way your breath hitched when his fingers brushed up to tuck hair behind your ear. his thumb traced circles on the small of your back like you were made of glass - like touching too rough might break this moment.
not proof read
Frank's favorite part of the day is when you two are going to bed. He’s usually reading something, keeping busy like he did when he was away because old habits die hard. And you’re on your phone scrolling social media because, again, old habits die hard.
But the two of you are so perfectly intertwined together, as you use his arm for a pillow, curling into his side, his chest warm to combat the cold autumn night.
And sometimes, when the page is too boring or his eyes are getting too heavy to continue much longer, his hand will reach down to your head, playing with your hair. Planting soft kisses, distracting you from whatever video you were watching.
Eventually, when he’s really bored with the book, he’ll close it gently, turning off the lamp beside him. Turning over his eyes, meeting yours as he scoots down to meet you. Pulling the covers up more until both of you are covered.
He’ll plant one final kiss on your lips, muttering a simple “bedtime” against your lips. The mint from the toothpaste still lingering. He’ll reach over to force your lamp off too. The room dark, only illuminated by the soft glow of your phone, before his hands reach the power button, clicking that off too.
“I was watching that” as you put the phone to charge, because the tiredness is starting to take over you too.
“Not anymore. Sleep with me, baby.” his voice was low, a grumble basically.
“M’kay,” as you plant one final kiss on his forehead. Before the warmth of Frank's arms around you and the slow and steady rise of his breath put you to sleep.
——————
a/n: I can’t thank you guys enough for the love on the last couple of Frank Castle things I’ve posted!! Comments likes and reblogs are greatly appreciated. If you want to read more of my Frank stuff click here !
me when I'm an attractive depressed middle-aged man who is a retired veteran and also a widower who constantly gets shot at
men with big noses. 18+
“i like men with big noses. because you can sit on them”
that was the reprehensible phrase that had contaminated the conversation. a sweet laugh of yours dressed the statement, a fact, the truth. your friends thought it was a silly attempt at humor— a satirical way to present your taste in men. but to you, it was a conviction, like a saint’s certitude of a god’s presence.
it was a corrupted preference.
fetishizing someone’s body feature. a feature that was not standard on faces. not the type you see plastered on magazines, on billboards. but to you— the arc of the bridge, the broadness of it, the ‘unappealing’ making someone so appealing dampened your panties.
no one really understood you, but, there was someone else who did.
a torrent of pleasure impaled you again as his tongue thrusted in to your raw pussy. his hands moved with slumber, carelessly rubbing his thick cock as if it could wait because your cunt was his utmost priority.
your mushy whimpers of his name went to deaf ears as you faltered forward, gripping the headboard.
he deliberately flattened his tongue, increasing the surface area, deliriously rubbing it against your weary clit making you squirm out a moan. his greed was insatiable. the tip of his thirsty tongue traced your wet folds, memorizing the outline of the puff, edacious tasting of your squirts.
his large hands draped over your thighs, shifting you further. above his face, exactly on to his nose.
he suffocated with your sweetness, you were spilling your juice everywhere on to his face but you couldn’t care much about it— not while grinding on his nose.
the crooked slope of his bridge added great friction against your sensitive little clit, your hips fastened as one hand of yours still held on to headboard for support while other pulled on to his hair in sheer pleasure.
it didn’t take long for you to spurt out your water on to his face. the entirety of his face.
you moved back, slightly hovering with concern hoping you hadn’t been too rough, too selfish by thinking of your own’s enjoyment.
no, you weren’t.
you were far from it. because your man brought his finger on to his face, smearing your cum on to it and putting it in to his mouth— sucking it with an audacious groan.
he enjoyed it just as much as you.
Spidey Senses (Frank Castle)
Description: You have spider senses like Peter and go through the same thing Peter does except you get really horny.
Warning: Smut, thigh riding, dirty talking, multiple orgasms, dry humping, sex in Frank’s van, you’re very needy
Word Count:1.3k
love reading ur works, if you could write frank x reader smut where there's an age gap (like reader is in 20s) i would love that :) i understand if not.
♡ Thank you so much, that means a lot! I hope you like this one ^^
♡ warnings: smut, 18+, big age gap (frank is in his late 40s, early 50s, reader in her 20s), dom!frank, spanking, degradation, rough unprotected sex, creampies.
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"Where are you going looking like that?"
"Uhm..." You give Frank a puzzled look before looking down at your dress. "I'm going out with my friends."
"Not looking like that. That dress barely covers your ass. And those pantyhose..." His gaze travels down your fishnet covered legs. "You might as well walk around naked."
ᨳଓ Frank loves to push down on your stomach when he’s inside of you. He says it’s so you can feel all of him, and yeah he’s right, but you know it’s for him too. To know how he fills you up, so much that he can feel himself from outside. He keeps his hand pressed down while he pounds into you. Your moans are blended with heavy breaths, tears in the corners of your eyes. “Fuck baby, you like it hard?” His sweet voice suppressed by his guttural moans. He makes sure he gives your clit attention all while he abuses your g-spot. His pelvis smacking into you and forcing your legs open even further. “Baby look at that.” He says, reaching over to grab the back of your head and lift it to watch his cock move inside you. “Look at how I stretch you from inside. ‘m gonna ruin you so good” Pulling out completely before thrusting his whole length back in, palm still pushing down on your lower abdomen. It helps you feel all of him, every vein, each inch, and especially his release being spread inside you.
you can’t even remember what you did
cw: mdni, missionary, frank is mean and he calls himself “dad” 🙂↕️
Frank doesn’t say a word, his jaw set in a hard line as he leans over you, just watching you struggle to keep up with his brutal pace.
He’s pissed about something you did — whatever argument started this is a total blur now, completely wiped from your mind by the brutal force of his hips.
His thick thumbs dig deep into your skin, pinning your hips to the mattress so hard there’s no way you won’t have bruises in the morning. There’s zero mercy in the way he drives into you, his heavy cock slamming all the way home with an unrelenting, jackhammer rhythm that relentlessly prods right against your cervix with every single stroke.
You get impatient, so you reach your hand down between your bodies to rub your clit, but Frank instantly catches you. He slaps your hand away, hard enough to sting, his grip clamping right back onto your hip as he glares down at you.
“Move your hand,” he growls, refusing to let you rush a single thing.
Tears begin to well up in your eyes — partly because he’s being a bit mean, but mostly because you’re getting so close and the sheer intensity of his cock bullying your insides is becoming overwhelmingly too much.
“You’re being mean,” you choke out with a small sniffle.
Frank softens just enough to give you a bit of faux sympathy, leaning down to press a surprisingly gentle kiss against the single tear slipping down your cheek. “I know, baby, I know,” he murmurs against your skin, his tone dripping with mock sweetness. “Dad’s sorry,”
Before you can even process the sudden switch, he pulls back, sliding out until only his tip is resting just past your entrance. He pauses for half a second, letting the sudden emptiness hang in the air, before slamming back in as hard and fast as he can.
“My girl’s gotta learn though, right?”
every bisexuals dream
NOVACANE — (𝓉𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒𝓇 .ᐟ)
[˗ˏˋfrank castle x fem!reader´ˎ˗] — ⊹ ࣪ ˖ SERIES
⤷ in which.. frank has the same routine; eat, sleep and kick ass. he doesn’t have the time or emotional availability for a relationship. that is, until he meets you; peter parkers older ‘sister.’
SYNOPSIS: ever since the spell casted to make everyone forget peter parker, you were the only person to remember him. keeping peters biggest secret meant becoming part of a world you never asked for; one filled with constant injuries, unavoidable dangers, and difficult choices, but when peter sends frank castle to your apartment with nothing more than a forgotten backpack, neither of you expect it to be the first of many visits—or the beginning of the one routine frank never saw coming.
TAGS/WARNINGS: slow burn, eventual smut, slight angst, hurt/comfort, fluff, age gap (reader is 25, frank is 38), strangers to lovers, mutual pining, eventual romance, trauma, ptsd, kissing, post bnd, reader is peter parkers childhood friend, slightly aged up peter parker, etc
WC: TBD
[ veena’s notes . >< ] i saw the bnd movie recently and immediately thought to write about frank. im so excited to start writing again, comment if you wanna be in the taglist and dm or request any ideas you have, my requests are always open!! enjoyyy
Little Angel ― Peter Parker & Frank Castle
Pairing: BND!Peter Parker x Fem!Reader x Punisher!Frank Castle
Summary: You and your boyfriend, Peter, go out to the bar with Frank for his birthday. When one risky move leads to another, Frank Castle receives the wildest birthday gift of his life and Peter gets the chance to remind you who you will always belong to.
Warnings/Tags: boyfriend! peter parker, bnd! peter parker, punisher! frank castle, peter parker’s a fucking freak, threesome, dom! peter parker, rough sex, oral sex (m receiving), unprotected p in v, multiple orgasms (f), fingering, creampie, masturbation, finger licking, dirty talk, peter’s like overly freaked and so are you. read responsibly! mdni, 18+
Word Count: 9.1k
Author's Note: This is some freeeaaaky shit. There’s, like, very limited fucking around here. We are getting straight into it (but I also just kept writing shit).
Inspiration: “Angel” by Massive Attack and Horace Andy. Just listen to it. Also, if you're from my TikTok: hey queen ;)
𖢥 ๋࣭ ⭑ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙬𝙗!𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧
𝙛𝙬𝙗!𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧 who never meant for any attachments, never meant for anybody to know the man behind the mask. until you came along, during his most vulnerable state— arachnid hormones increasing rapidly, injuries still fresh from a fight, and all that was on his mind was you.
it was kinda random, really. you were just one of those nice popular girls from his old high school that he never really talked to you. but it was your face that popped up in his mind as a deep sea of black pooled in his eyes. all because part of him remembered that you lived in his apartment building, and worked in that one convenience store nearby, and still in touch with old classmates— like ned and mj.
so that’s why peter crashed through your window, all disoriented and not thinking clearly. you were about to go out— but seeing literal spiderman just lying in your apartment made you freak out. you didn’t know what the hell was going on with him, no expert in this field, and thought maybe you could help if you saw his face.
and so you pulled off his mask. the first thing that came to your mind was how much younger spiderman looked than you thought. and he was pretty adorable too— as you thought spiderman would be all sharp lines and rough looking. he gained consciousness soon after, his pitch black eyes leaving you frozen with shock and fear.
it was all a blur, how it happened, but peter was burning up and clearly acting all on impulse as his arachnid hormones kept fluctuating dramatically. you wanted to help spiderman, even though you had absolutely no idea how to. so he showed you how— by ripping off the rest of his spidey suit and your flimsy little clothes, kissing you with a reverence that bordered on desperate, and pushing in you with a low groan that went up your spine.
it started to happen a lot between the two of you since that day. even after peter tried to convince himself that it’d only be a one time thing, every hook up falling under some excuse until you both just gave up on excuses to fuck completely. sometimes it’d be arachnid peter, which happened mostly at the start of your fuck buddies relationship. then it was just peter.
after the many times that arachnid peter had railed you raw and rough, over and over again in just a night, you had expected the normal peter to be the same. but he wasn’t, no arachnid part of him in his mind telling him to just take it, no confidence that came naturally as if he had done it a million times before.
this peter was a little vanilla. it was like he didn’t know he could do you in other positions, in other ways or other places. he touched clumsily. he kissed a little awkwardly. but it was his enthusiasm that made it so sickeningly hot for you, that made it feel like every nerve in your body was lit aflame any time he laid a finger on you or rather in you.
this peter just wanted to make sure you felt good, too focused on your pleasure while arachnid peter used your body without hesitation— your moans and visceral reactions just bonuses that came with it. arachnid peter didn’t really talk you through it, just a deep grunt or a raspy “fuck”. normal peter constantly asked for reassurance, praised you and called you sweet pet names, and got embarrassed when he accidentally let out a whine.
you loved both versions. you took both versions. you got wet for both versions. but there was this one common thing between the two versions of 𝙛𝙬𝙗!𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧— they both felt this weird feeling that settled deep in their chest that would sometimes ache, twist or feel light, depending on the situation. something neither would admit, especially with the way you’ve been labelling it as friends with benefits.
ִ ࣪ ⋆ 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑 every day of the week.
( +18 ) mdni / smut headcanons. afab!reader. inspired from the song seven by junkook ft. latto ; how peter would fuck you throughout the week. established relationship. praise. power exchange. multiple orgasms. oral sex (both receiving). deep-throating. body worship. light hair pulling. multiple positions throughout the week. neck kissing. petnames. overstimulation. wrist restraint (with webs). creampie.
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MONDAY ִ ࣪ ⋆ ٫٫ Peter has you laying on your stomach, ass up in the air while his strong hands are holding your position, not letting you move one inch. His cock is buried deep inside your leaking pussy, balls slapping against your clit which is already sensitive from multiple orgasms. His stamina will always surprise you, especially when it comes to fucking you right. Moans are echoing in the room, bringing embarrassment to you, due to how much noise you are making. Peter groans loudly, praising you quietly for how good you are taking him. It lasts for hours, forming sweat on your skin, muscles aching afterwards.
TUESDAY ִ ࣪ ⋆ ٫٫ One of his hands is in your hair, fingers curling to the back of your head as you take more of his fat cock inside your mouth; deep-throating him. Peter hissed at the feeling, “Ah—Ah, yes, just like that, baby…” His eyes are half-lidded as he watches you, your nose pressed against his base for a second as you gag and pull away. Thick threads of saliva are connecting his mushroom tip to your lips. A smile breaks on your face and Peter blushes. “You're so pretty like that, taking all of me.” You don't reply, just take his shaft back inside your mouth, curling your tongue around his girth.
WEDNESDAY ִ ࣪ ⋆ ٫٫ Peter's strong hands are buried into the fat of your thighs as he keeps you against the wall, nails scratching at your skin each time he lowers you onto his fat cock, your pussy hungrily squeezing him. Your juices are mixing, creating squelching noises that echoes in the room, soon followed by moans. Your hands are running through his hair, pulling on it so hard that Peter curses. “So good! You're so good, baby. S—Shit!” His forehead presses against your shoulder as his bulbous head rubs against your g-spot, making you wetter than you were before.
“you can do that?” || peter parker
A/N: due to a few requests for a part 2, I hope you guys enjoy it!!!
WARNINGS: pt. 2 of "your eyes!", NSFW, mdni, f!reader, some internal angst, rough sex, unprotected p in v, oral (f receiving), fingering, creampie, web restraint, arachnid!peter taking control :O
WC: 2.2k
SUMMARY: After Peter’s eyes go black mid-orgasm and you're left stunned, Peter has to figure out how to explain things to you without scaring you away, or risking his anonymity. But unbeknownst to him, you take the news well. Very well.
"P-Pete... Your eyes!"
"What?" He moans.
"Your eyes are black!"
Well, fuck-! It's not supposed to happen like this, he knew his arachnid abilities had a tendency to take control when he was overwhelmed, but he thought it was just from stress or emotions, not overstimulation during sex. He squishes his eyes shut, stops his thrusts, grunts as he pulls out of you, and rubs his face against his palms. "Shit." He mutters under his breath.
"Peter, I think I'm really drunk." You say shakily through a small laugh, you're caught off guard; he understands. You're a bit frightened seeing that up close and personal, he was a great fuck but seeing his eyes glisten black completely right in front of you was intimidating. Maybe you were just so drunk on alcohol and sex that you imagined it.
Peter's reaction made you think otherwise.
"N-No," he stammers, when his hands move, his eyelashes bat open, slightly watery from the aggressive rubbing; but they're normal again. "I'm sorry." He exhales.
what about peter parker coming on his pants just from making out with his gf
couldn’t help it - bf!peter parker ⟡ ݁ .⊹ ₊
(check THIS and THIS peter smut)
the movie had been playing for a few minutes, but neither of you were paying attention. you were too busy sitting in peter’s lap. your fingers lazily wandered through his messy curls, brushing against the nape of his neck.
peter had his face buried in the warm curve of your neck. his breath was slow and warm against your skin as he pressed lazy kisses there. one behind your ear, another trailing down your jaw. his hands, which had been resting on your waist, gripped your thighs and pulled you even closer, like he didn’t want a single inch of space between you.
you tilted your head, giving him more room, and a shiver ran down your spine when his lips found that little spot right behind your ear. his hands started to explore, slowly sliding up your back, pulling you into an embrace that was pure want. when he lifted his head, his dark eyes were half-lidded, focused on your mouth. you didn’t wait. you leaned in and kissed him. slowly at first.
without thinking, your hips started to move. a slow, circular motion, a gentle grind in his lap. you felt his body tense beneath his sweats, and a muffled groan escaped peter’s throat, swallowed by your mouth.
he matched your rhythm, lifting his hips to meet yours, creating a delicious friction that made you bite down on his lip a little harder. his sweatpants did nothing to hide how hard he was, and the feeling of him pressing against you, even through the fabric, was almost unbearably good.
peter’s hands slid up your ribs slowly, then moved to the front. he cupped your breasts, his fingers finding your nipples through the thin fabric of your top. he squeezed, and a gasp escaped your lips.
the room felt hotter. both of you were breathing heavy, more ragged. you could feel your own heart racing as the pace quickened.
suddenly, he stopped.
the kiss just ended. he pulled his face back, panting, his chest rising and falling. his hands, which had been on your breasts, moved quickly to cover his own face. there was something strange in his expression, almost like he was embarrassed.
you frowned, a confused smile tugging at your lips. “what’s wrong, baby?” you whispered. he just shook his head, tipping it back like he was exhausted. or trying to hide.
you leaned in and started pressing soft little kisses to his cheek, then along his jaw, trailing down to his neck.
when you got closer to his ear, he finally spoke, his voice coming out in a rough, muffled whisper. “I think… I think I just came in my pants”
you froze for a second. your eyes went wide and a genuine laugh slipped out before you could stop it. “please don’t laugh” he begged. poor peter. but you couldn’t help it.
you moved closer, running your fingers along the back of his neck, making him look at you. you tilted your head and whispered, “aw, babe. next time, just put it in my mouth.”
➤ THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE CLOSET .ᐟ
synopsis ⠀:: ⠀ he was just trying to make sure everything's okay, that you're taking care of yourself. but you come home early and he had to hide in your closet. it's not like he wants to see you naked or watch you fuck your toy. it's all an accident, alright?!
including ⠀! ⠀ peter parker. ✶
contents ⠀! ⠀ spiderman : brand new day (no spoilers tho). fem reader. dark peter. obsessive behavior. nsfw. voyeurism. masturbation. use of sex toys. angst. reader is peter ex girlfriend who don't remember him, obviously. he's kinda fucked up in the head. gif by @.milesgmorales. masterlist. english is not my first language. ✶
He didn't mean for this to happen.
He swears he didn't. He was just checking on you. Making sure your windows were locked, your fire alarm had fresh batteries, your fridge wasn't empty because sometimes you forget to eat when you're stressed and he can't have that, he won't have that, not when he's supposed to be taking care of you. You’d thank him if you knew.
And then your key turned in the lock.
Early. You came back early.
Why you're back early? You weren't supposed to be here for another two hours, he checked your schedule, he knows your schedule, tuesday is yoga and grocery shopping and then that overpriced coffee place where you always get the same oat milk latte and you sit by the window and he watches you from across the street and you look so peaceful and so fucking beautiful and—
Focus, Peter. Focus.
You were inside. Keys on the hook. Shoes kicked off. Humming something under your breath that made his chest ache because he recognized it, he knew that song, it was playing the first time you let him kiss you, the first time you tangled your fingers in his hair and called him sweet—
Alright alright he have to get out. He have to get out!!!
No time for the window. No time for the ceiling.
What the fuck what the fuck what the—
The closet.
The fucking closet. He barely got the door shut before you walked in, and now he’s folded behind your winter coats, breathing through his mask, heart hammering so loud he’s sure you can hear it. His hands are shaking, his whole body is shaking, and he can't breathe, he can't breathe but he has to be quiet, has to be fucking quiet—
It’s fine. It’s fine. He just has to wait. Be patient. You’ll fall asleep eventually and then he can slip out. Just wait. Then everything be fine. Easy. Simple. He's done harder things. He can sit in a closet for a few hours without losing his goddamn mind.
But you're not.
Oh god, you're fucking not.
He clenches his jaw. Waits. The closet smells like you. Your shampoo, your detergent, that faint vanilla body spray you’ve used since tenth grade. He’s dizzy with it.
And you're just—you're standing there, in the middle of your bedroom, and you're reaching for the hem of your shirt and—
Wait.
Wait wait wait wait—
Why are you getting naked?????
The shirt goes up. Over your head. Tossed onto the chair in the corner.
God damnit. Look away. Look away right now, Parker. Close your eyes. You’re better than this. You’re a hero. You’re her boyfriend not some pervert hiding in the closet with his mouth open and his cock—
But you’re so pretty.
The curve of your shoulders, the way your hair falls messy against your skin, the little mole on your left shoulder blade that he used to kiss, used to run his tongue over just to hear you giggle and squirm—
Look away look away look away—
DON'T FUCKING LOOK!!