HANDSOME, BOY DOES HE KNOW IT.

DOMINIC JAMES SMYTHE. TWENTY-FOUR. What's up internet losers, I'm Dom. You could call me Dominic but you might get a pop in the nose for doing so, just a fair warning. I'm originally from the city of sin, Las Vegas. Now I'm kicking it up in Manhattan. If you can't find me at my apartment then I'm partying it up in the clubs or working my ass off at Jimmy's Corner. That's about it for me. Hit me up if you're a hot dude and want to have a good time. TRACKING: WMRPDOMINIC ! INSTA&TWITTER: KING-SMYTHE !

[robbiexlynn]

This afternoon I went to see Batman Vs. Superman a third time hoping it’d be better this time, but nope. It still sucks. I’m never gonna get over what a let down this movie was. 

[domsmythe-blog1]

You can watch it three times, even three hundred times and it’ll still be shitty. That movie crushed my dreams of all hopes that it was going to be amazing. My poor low-key nerd heart was devastated, man.

[damenchang-deactivated20160515]

I have reached that point where I have run out of paints and I need to either pick up extra shifts at Sweetleaf, or actually sell some of my paintings to buy more. Would any of you dolls like to decorate your apartment with some amazing artwork?

[domsmythe-blog1]

It depends on what they’re paintings of, dude. What do you usually paint?

[verxnicalxdge]

What do you classify as a giant bore? Because I can assure you, that’s not me, buddy.

Don’t insult superman like that. 

[domsmythe-blog1]

You sure? I’m not quiet sure if I can rely on that information since it’s coming from you and not a second source who can confirm or deny that statement.

Superman is alright, just not the best superhero out there.

[evansowen-blog]

Nah, her name’s classified for my lips only, bud.

[domsmythe-blog1]

Belle, Belle, Isabelle, ISABELLE PIERCE.

Huh, look at that. I just said it.

[verxnicalxdge]

Such a pleasant friend, I don’t know what I’d do without you in my life. 

Remember that. Next time you are sick, i’m going to call you gross.

[domsmythe-blog1]

You’d probably be a giant bore. Oh wait. 

I don’t get sick, I’m immune. Like Superman, only cooler.

[evansowen-blog]

Why do you always bring Belle into things?

[domsmythe-blog1]

Am I suddenly not allowed to mention her now?

[stayliquid]

I guess I do normally do that anyway when you’re able to drop into Rudy’s for a bite. You could even come get it all right now!

[domsmythe-blog1]

You’re just begging for my company, huh? That’s alright, I have the night off so I might drop by to see you. I’m just nice like that.

[evansowen-blog]

Fuck you, Dom. You’re the king of bitch fits.

[domsmythe-blog1]

Oh, yikes. Look at that. Even more of a tantrum. It’s alright, Owen, I’m sure Belle and I can find your pacifier in due time.

[stayliquid]

Well, you missed it anyway! Missed out on the burgers, the beer, and my awesome sunshiny rays.

[domsmythe-blog1]

Maybe you can hit me with that beer, burgers, and awesome sunshine rays some other time, Sunshine. 

[verxnicalxdge]

Wow, Dom. Have I ever told you how loving and caring you are to me? Because honestly, I can’t get enough of it. 

I’m fine now. Luckily, I got over it quickly and it seemed to be a 24 hour thing.

[domsmythe-blog1]

I’m like the most loving and caring person, aren’t I? I’m not a huge asshole at all. I’m glad you’re enjoying how pleasant of a friend I am.

Gross. At least you’re feeling better now and can not get me sick and all.

[cadehummel-deactivated20170209]

Maybe you wouldn’t have to work longer. Or the longer days wouldn’t be that much.

I mean, it’s is all hypothetical, since it’s not going to happen anyway…

[domsmythe-blog1]

That’d be the dream. Although, it’s highly doubtful. I just need shorter work days in general. Working nights can be a pain in the ass.

I know that obviously, I was just saying I rather not work if this hypothetical was going to actually happen.

[evansowen-blog]

I went hard boxing at the gym today. I thought I sprained my wrist so I had to get it checked out but it’s all good. I live to fight another day. Manhattan will get their burgers and the world will not come to an end. Who’s looking out for that Walking Dead Finale tonight though? Shit’s going down. Too bad I work. If I hear anyone spoil it for me, I’ll burn your place down.

[domsmythe-blog1]

How to be a giant baby 101, by Owen Evans. Let’s not throw another temper tantrum, Owen. Are you upset because you lost your pacifier?

[stayliquid]

So, Rudy’s is doing a thing again! Tomorrow night, two for one burgers AND two dollar beers. Plus, I’ll be there so it’ll be free sunshine on the house! 

[domsmythe-blog1]

I’m already getting hit with too many rays from this post. I rather avoid a sunburn, count me out. I’m sure you’ll brighten someone else’s day with those infectious rays.

[verxnicalxdge]

I am so sick tonight it’s not even funny. I had to call out of work and get someone else to cover for me, this isn’t good.I’m pretty sure I am dying. Someone bring me soup and tea. 

[domsmythe-blog1]

Let’s stay away from me as far as possibly, kay? I rather not be spewing my guts up and missing work.

[polkadottedmari]

Just found a sticky note that I wrote ‘million dollar idea: start a merkin farm’ on. I must have been really high when I wrote that, but, on the other hand, it isn’t a terrible idea.

[domsmythe-blog1]

Are you on crack, little brother?

[cadehummel-deactivated20170209]

Wasn’t there a thing one time where people considered making weekends three days from now on? Whatever happened to that? Because I think everyone should have Mondays off.  Or relaxed Mondays. Just a thought.

[domsmythe-blog1]

If that was a thing then I really want people to start discussing it again and make it reality. No, wait never mind. Then I’ll have to fuckin’ work longer, forget it. Let’s stick with two day weekends.

[evansowen-blog]

I’ve had one too many red bulls. I think I’ve grown wings and flown everywhere. Maybe that’s why kids looked at me funny. I’m pretty sure I’m going to crash in my uber driver’s car on my way home tonight and end up in Chinatown or some shit. I’ll keep you guys updated.

[domsmythe-blog1]

And this is why we don’t let you out of your cage at night, Owen.