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Suing the difference in their atmosphere. Unfair. Friends should be able to touch each other. Should be illegal to prevent that from happening.

whirlybot

best friend harmonizing

thefriendlypigeon

💚💙🩵 PILOT DETECTED🩵💙💚

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beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

secondlina

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

sinksanksockie2

w-what if potato is actually lucky

a quote from the gc

“the bigger the asshole the better entry”

“how line is this long”

“oh yes give me those filthy fungus filled grippers”

"im going to send you to l’hopital”

"and on the fifth day the alpha gave y/n a fucking break"

"that gives off what alpha vampire werewolf ceo would give to mermaid princess p

"if your shoulders were tofu theyd be extra firm"

"wanted to let everyone at this wedding know the first kitty he touched was mine

"when they ask me to get on all fours i js uncoil my 2 dihs and wahlah"

Voting ended onApr 11

#polls #my polls

velvetwar

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it's been a hard week.

jamtamart

playing arounf with the finer details for my interpretation of hc11 bdubs :) just simple sketchin

fishabilities

@new-nork

eydilily

🐡 new adventures!

thebirdandhersong

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

alex51324

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

boycritter

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

boycritter

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

spyglassrealms

If they advanced too much further technologically, those advances would inevitably intrude on their humanity. People wanted to walk. They wanted to take the bus that smells like cigarettes. They wanted those precious three minutes between asking a question and knowing the answer. [...] They found that they needed things to be just a little bit difficult once in a while. They needed to stub their toe and wait in line and see that Check Engine light. They decided to leave their existence just a little short of perfect, because they wanted to want.

— 17776 (aka the story that fundamentally altered my understanding of the human condition)

mysharona1987

thekalpar

I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.