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[new-nork]

a quote from the gc

“the bigger the asshole the better entry”

“how line is this long”

“oh yes give me those filthy fungus filled grippers”

"im going to send you to l’hopital”

"and on the fifth day the alpha gave y/n a fucking break"

"that gives off what alpha vampire werewolf ceo would give to mermaid princess p

"if your shoulders were tofu theyd be extra firm"

"wanted to let everyone at this wedding know the first kitty he touched was mine

"when they ask me to get on all fours i js uncoil my 2 dihs and wahlah"

Voting ended onApr 11

[velvetwar]

Can we just start stabbing Julius Caesar now it's been a hard week.

[jamtamart]

playing arounf with the finer details for my interpretation of hc11 bdubs :) just simple sketchin

[fishabilities]

@new-nork

[eydilily]

🐡 new adventures!

[thebirdandhersong]

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

[alex51324]

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

[boycritter]

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

[boycritter]

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

[spyglassrealms]

If they advanced too much further technologically, those advances would inevitably intrude on their humanity. People wanted to walk. They wanted to take the bus that smells like cigarettes. They wanted those precious three minutes between asking a question and knowing the answer. [...] They found that they needed things to be just a little bit difficult once in a while. They needed to stub their toe and wait in line and see that Check Engine light. They decided to leave their existence just a little short of perfect, because they wanted to want.

— 17776 (aka the story that fundamentally altered my understanding of the human condition)

[mysharona1987]

[thekalpar]

I see a lot of nobles out here who think "Well I have a 10,000 square foot castle, surely that's enough space for a knight." WRONG. Knights are WORKING BREEDS, they need to go on regular quests to prove their fealty and come home horribly wounded. I have seen SO MANY adopted knights DESPONDENT because their liege keeps them cooped up in a castle and won't let them go on quests. If you want an armored warrior who will be happy in your castle you need to get a castellan. They're closely related to the knight breed but adapted to the castle environment.

[hey-its-sybarite]

Cooping them up too long is actually how you end up with 60 to 70 thousand dead geese when they finally get out again.

[thekalpar]

PEASANTS! WE'RE HANDLING THIS!

[from-and-for-nerds]

But enough bout that

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[pomb-o]

Is it obvious that Kris is my favorite character?

+ waterfall fanart because it's my favorite area

[omgitsbeewave]

@tiredfoxtf @welkaster

guys look its your guy drawn by cool person

[new-nork]

@kettle-frog

your blorbo?

[midiscout]

They fighting the fires!

[roamngreenwoods]

unexpected wisdom from a 1950s Oresteia translation

[liekadae]

spears

[speruhuh]

WHATS WRONG WITH HIM

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[vibraph0ny]

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore

[shredsandpatches]

Well, with illuminated manuscripts it's standard to use foliation rather than pagination, that might explain it

[alexanderwales]

I used the phrase "waiting on tenterhooks" and then thought "what the hell is a tenterhook".

It's these things! So when you're waiting on tenterhooks, you're stretched tight like a piece of cloth. Very evocative, now that I know what it means.

[headspace-hotel]

like 40% of english idioms are just Textiles Again

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post