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Betty white has a massive schlong

Leonardo da vinci

Girl: I'm pregnant

Abortion doctor: *pregnan't

Merciful crumbuckets

Dad: oh u finna catch these hands boy

Armless boy, crying: dad you know I'm not good at catch

How many prints could the fresh prince print if the fresh prince could print prints

I know I missed it, but here's a spoopy pic of pumpkin chan for u hoes

No fap November my dudes, let's see how long I can last

Person 1: what's wrong with you?

Person 2: what's wrong with me?

Person 2:

*hobbles up to person 1*

Person 2:* whispers* I piss in the sink

Waiting for an animal to die of natural causes and then eating it counts as veganism

Nikola Tesla

#spicymeatballs

Warrior1: I TASTE VICTORYYYY!

Warrior 2: uh-no , you taste my vaporised jizz

#spicymeatballs

You can't half arse suicide, you have to commit

Bendydick cucumbersnatch

#spicymeatballs

Person 1: go ahead, take it, take everything I have

Person 2: you know I will, don't tempt me

Person 1: just do it

Person 2:*eats last Oreo*

#spicymeatballs

Haiku about seagulls

Seagulls starts to fly

It turns and shits on a goose

Oh what an asshole

#spicymeatballs

Rectal cavities are wormholes to new dimensions

Brian Cox

#spicymeatballs

Person 1: yeah, your eighteenth birthday will be crazy, you'll probably do Molly or something

Me: it's funny that you think I'd wait until I'm eighteen

Person 1: what?

Me: I said "it's funny people say I'm a gay teen"

#spicymeatballs #birfdaybants

Person 1: you know, I think it'd be awkward of we had our first kiss on set, so I think we should try it now... just to break the ice

Person 2: we're not even in the same play

Person 1:...

Person 1: what's a foot long and slippery?

Person 2:...

Person 1: a slippe- I mean my dick

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