Veni Vidi Vici

[homoidiotic]

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

[fotoluv]

[gangsters-wife]

a queen of caring for people who don’t give a single damn about me

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

[long-ago-1234567890]

this is still the best tweet ever made

[geneetierneys]

due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time

[purplebuddhaproject]

“Breathe. You’re going to be okay. Breathe and remember that you’ve been in this place before. You’ve been this uncomfortable and anxious and scared, and you’ve survived. Breathe and know that you can survive this too. These feelings can’t break you. They’re painful and debilitating, but you can sit with them and eventually, they will pass. Maybe not immediately, but sometime soon, they are going to fade and when they do, you’ll look back at this moment and laugh for having doubted your resilience. I know it feels unbearable right now, but keep breathing, again and again. This will pass. I promise it will pass.”

— Daniell Koepke (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[laxave]

[unclefather]

[feministism]

[pennyroyalprincess-deactivated2]

a survival instinct if you may

[blu-acocoxochitl]

^ that one!

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I’m running for president under the slogan “fuck around and find out”

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

No vice president just me and this baseball bat

[catchymemes]

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[seethroughhue-deactivated201902]

wait for it…

[samoora-alamoora]

Good article with a bad headline

[frottinq]

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

new yorker who works at a burger place: welcome to da boiga joint

new yorker who wants a burger: gimme a boiga

new yorker who works at a burger place: one boiga comin up

new yorker who cooks at the burger place: time ta cook a tasty boiga

[gaymerzone]

[deycallmetrey]

I’m so weak rn