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@donkedgoonjock
The boy knows what men want
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Maybe I was always dumb?
I swear to god I used to be able to study. But this business class is kicking my ass. I can't focus for more than half an hour best, and then I gotta goon or workout, or look at fitness stuff or something. I'm trying to get dumb, but I feel pretty dumb already. How did I used to do this? Was I ever really smart? Have I always been a dumb bro all this time? Bro my brain hurts...
I want you to stare.
I want you to stare.
Social media 17 on web cam displaying his new geared growth in that black tank top with his massive shoulders and Vein loaded pumped arms! His attitude is off the charts now sense on gear.
How can he improve your life?
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yo like uhhh listen up all u pathetic lil brainlet nerdz sittin in ur mommy basment scrollin tumblr like sum sad virgin loser thinkin ur sooo smort n deep n shit LMAOOOOO this aint for u weak ass keyboard warriors but i KNOW u gonna read every single word n ur tiny peanut brain gonna be hurtin so bad tryna keep up uhhh like u probly soundin out the words slow as fuuuck n still missin half em HAHAHA get rekt
bein a DUMB JOCK aint no fuckin KINK broooo its a whole ass LIFESTYLE u get me or do i gotta spell it out for ur slow ass?? uhhh u cant just throw on sum tight compression shorts for like ten minutes while u beat ur lil meat to jock porn n then go bak to bein a scrawny overthinkin nerd. NAH MAN this shit 24/7 365 no days off no brakes BRO. i wake up pumped AF smashin the gym every mornin my bros high fivin me n flexin in the mirror watchin my pecs bounce like YOOO these gains hittin different
u probly sittin there right now like “b-but i roleplay as a dumb jock n its so hawt” SHUT THE FUUUCK UP U POSER u aint foolin NOBODY u just a lil calculator boy who cant even add 2 plus 2 without ur phone helpin u like a baby lmaooo. real dumb jocks like ME we LIVE this shit we dont pretend. i skipped class AGAIN today uhhh who needs dat dumb book learnin when coach waitin for me to deadlift twice my bodyweight n the cheer hoes watchin my fat ass in these tiny shorts?? my GPA like a 1.2 but my bench 315 n my abs look like a washbord uhh u even know wut a washbord is or u googlin it like the retard u are??
like dont get it twisted i AINT mad about bein DUMB its the BEST part BROOO. my brain got zero room for all dat thinkin n worryin n future bullshit uhhh i just smash sets chug protein shakes n high five my bros after we CRUSH the other team. u ever tried not thinkin for a whole day?? nah u couldnt last 5 minutes ur lil anxiety would explode cuz u too busy cryin about bills n college n all dat gay shit. me?? i just worry if my shake got enuf peanut butter n if my bros wanna hit the bars later like REAL problems u know??
n yeah we party HARD every weekend straight up black out off cheap beer wake up in sum random chick bed with my bros laughin at how fucked up i was but guess wut?? i dont give ONE single fuck cuz tomorow just another day to LIFT n look better than all u scrawny internet trolls put together uhhh like u even touched a barbell or u still scared the big guys gonna laugh at ur twig arms?? newsflash they ARE laughin at how pathetic u look tryin to act like one of us u lil tryhard
so next time u see some hot jock walkin by flexin n grinnin like a idiot u better bow down n admit ur just a weak lil smart boy who wishes he could be this retarded n free. uhhh like stop pretendin u smart n deep n shit just embrace it bro turn ur brain off n join the gains train or keep bein a sad ass loser forever LMAO get on my level or stay mad uhhh
like reblog if u a real dumb bro or if ur just a jealous nerd tryna cope HAHAHA turn brain off broooo uhhh smash like button dummies
witch doctor is sleepy today
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YOOO chillax broski!!! slow down dudeeee i cnt understand wat ur sayin broooo. fuk bro!!!
More muscle than you can handle?
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Cocky Himbo
He's a cocky bastard, always showing off, loves to sweep you off your feet, really into that "alpha" shit. Fortunately for you, you love to fuck some alpha's mouth.
If you like what you see, so will he
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The taste of POWER!
Hot boys get hot toys
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“Flex, my obedient jock toy.”
Over the last 6 months, Chase had been conditioned by a never ending loop of hypnotic files designed to transform him into a submissive jock toy. Now when his Coach gives him a command, he doesn’t think, he just obeys.
Become Big Dumb Stinky Jock Bro
Dumb Stinky Jock 2.0
fuck up your mind