cal me calozeet

shrek is love sherk is life

[shining-magically]

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WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH BEAST’S LAUGH HERE AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO ALWAYS NOTICES THIS

[guy]

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

[smackable]

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do 

[vortexanomaly]

[iraffiruse]

[littlecatsims-deactivated201302]

[talkqwerty2me]

"You used to ride me like that" :(

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

im crying

[tropconnu]

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

[tibets]

[baqsimi]

sext: r u nakey

[h0odrich]

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

[donkeydikes]

I’m slowly unlearning how to english

[bullied]

party at my house bring food then leave

[lolhomer-blog]

[rnushroom-blog]

waiting for someone to text back like

[featuringod-deactivated20221011]

[britishtvs]

(x)

[dangerhamster]

British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can