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fruit is so messy just straight up whore food

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Photos of kids going to school in various parts of the world.

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Two cats being interrupted by themselves from an alternate dog dimension

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my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… on the dert of the trail. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

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Newborn gorilla reacting to a cold stethoscope

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McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them.

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The full story:

There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978.

Recently, McDonald’s decided that this small restaurant chain that hasn’t even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that “Supermacs” infringes on the “Big Mac” brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous.

McDonald’s ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn’t have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald’s lost the rights to the term “Big Mac” across the entire European Union.

Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions.

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When you do clown shit lol

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it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

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Stealing is wrong

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

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everyone says “i forgive but i don’t forget” whereas my dumb, bitter ass is over here never forgiving but always forgetting

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once i remember why i was mad in the first place, it’s over for you hoes

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Every group project ever.

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thot VANQUISHED

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art

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This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

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I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

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This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

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Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

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job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

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I’m sending him a friend request LMAO

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I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

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Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

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behind the garage

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And that’s the end of that mystery

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why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

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Homer is a nuclear engineer

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This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

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My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.