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lost my gruntles long ago...

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#notwrong

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

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#chatswithmymum #nofollowers #ialmostdied #stillsmoking

[gothicprep]

horror movies are cancelled until everyone forgets abt the gay babadook meme, i’ve decided

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I thought that was pronounced ba-donk-a-donk until my daughter corrected me.

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So much doodle

So, my new, middle aged neighbour mowed the lawn today in a t-shirt and budgie smugglers. If I had that much confidence, I'd be an unstoppable force.

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#notwrong

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Misheard lyric

So, Hot Chelle Ray's song "Tonight tonight"... it turns out the lyric isn't: Woke up with a strange tattoo Not a dollar in my pocket, Not sure how I got it And it kinda looks just like you Mixed with that girl that's from Maccas In my defence idk who Zach Galifinakis is.

[donna-bee]

My life story in one lyric

Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know! *10 minutes later* Well, now they know.

[kubbiii-deactivated20170803]

posting here is like talking to a wall

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I'm weak. Laughed so hard went all the way to "old man cough", then I coughed so hard I saw through time.

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I did not ducking order this case. I ordered a Hello Kitty one.

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That explains a lot

Turns out, the "suggested serving size" on the food packets aren't issued as personal challenges.

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Seriously tho

Idk why I never get notes or reblogged. I'm hilarious.

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Genetics

Shout out to my baby grandson for being the only grankid to look like me. Fat, with a great smile.

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What if beetroot was the actual souls of gingers and bleeds through their bodies to create the freckles and red hair.

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Damn, Regina.

Damn, Daniel. Back at it again tormenting the Evil Queen.