Petrichor

Yo

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[donnatarttirl]

(Continuing from 3) you can never ever ever ever be the worst at anything, or the best, because nothing is objective. Loads of people can't do a cartwheel properly, or at all. But who's the worst is completely down to personal judgement. I mean, a baby can't even do anything.

[donnatarttirl]

The reason they fucked up byler so bad (aside from the obvious) was that they turned will into a heartstopper character (the token perfect gay representation) and took away all of his actual character, and then gave him a bad ending. S5 was like an out of character fanfic.

[donnatarttirl]

why is that there is always someone playing jazz music in my neighbourhood in the summer

[gayfrogs7]

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

[donnatarttirl]

that is 100% correct and I have quite literally talked about it with everyone i know and it's fucking terrifying and also terrifying because it shows how a lot of education systems haven't taught this too most people

[machine-saint]

doctor: ma'am, I'm sorry, but your stepson... he has hentai protagonist syndrome. his eyes may never be visible again.

extremely busty milf: oh, and on his eighteenth birthday too! *sobbing*

[the-haiku-bot]

extremely busty

milf: oh, and on his eighteenth

birthday too! *sobbing*

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[donnatarttirl]

@the-haiku-bot this has to be the worst one I've seen

[academic-vampire]

This is actually disgustingly accurate. My mind feels exactly like how this looks.

[donnatarttirl]

this is so INCREDIBLY funny bc I practically live on Pinterest and I always see Tumblr screenshots so to see smth from Pinterest (and ik it's from Pinterest bc Ive seen this exact pin)

[donnatarttirl]

the only thing I can think about after watching mysterious skin is the line "Where everyone else has a heart, Neil McCormick has a bottomless black hole." and how the movie ended. The last shot is him in the coach's old house, with Brian in his arms, everything around them pitch black, like a bottomless black hole.

[hermemescabin]

Imagine you finally kiss the guy you’ve had a crush on forever and less than 10 minutes later he literally explodes and takes a whole ass volcano with him

[littlestarbeam]

Camp Jupiter kids are private school kids and Camp Half-Blood kids are public school.

[mythology-void]

guys holy crap look what I just found

THE FREAKING TRANSITION IM ON THE FLOOR

[myfairkatiecat]

NOW THIS IS AN EDIT

[donnatarttirl]

i swear, if they did trailers like this-

[donnatarttirl]

Me: (finds out about the sun and the star) Heck yeah!

Me:(finds out its about solangelo going to Tartarus) Heck no!

Me:(reads the blurb) *dead*