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John (by merlinmann)
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My favourite thing in recent months.
This took me so long to finish that I’m almost embarrassed, but hey, it fits the theme
I am reminded of a tale Neil once told about one of his children coming to him and enquiring about Batman’s Origin.
Child “Why is Batman Batman?”
Neil: “He was deciding how to fight crime, and a bat flew through his window”
Child “What if a ball flew through his window instead?”
Neil: “Then he would have become Ballman”
This was followed by the secret origin of Gloveman, Trainersman, and IIRC, Chest Of Drawers Man,
This is true.
2007-01-09
Before the Twitter. Before the prototyping. Before The Aristocrats. Before the Kottkeblogging. Before the Don Draper. Before the Estelle Getty. Before the noises rested.
Before all of that intimacy of my properly knowing The Sandwich, there was the meeting of The Sandwich at Macworld 2007.
Regrettably, I remember very little about this particular night; I was, to use a term from internal medicine, staggeringly drunk.
But, I do treasure this picture. Because, it’s like Elvis meeting Nixon. And, Leo Laporte. Who, I’m pretty sure was who Sandy really wanted to meet.
Which is fine and totally understandable. But, again, I kind of can’t remember.
Still. Nice photo.
Nice glasses.
Seattle-based artist Moxie Lieberman spent a year “needle felting” to create “Control,” a system of gadgets comprised entirely of wool. The process comes from transforming wool fiber into felt with the use of barbed needles. The artist creates “unusually dense, solid, self-supporting” structures with this method, which takes several, several hours. More on HiFructose.com.
Wow, this is cool. I feel really cool right now.
Those that knit (or those of us married to them) have a tremendous appreciation of the amount of work that this entails.
I’ve been thinking a lot about the meeting between Trump and Obama at the White House, and here’s the thing.
Obama used to be a law professor. This is key.
Law school is so, so different from college.
In college, everyone expects there to be a “syllabus day,” kind of a grace period where they can show up and get the lay of the land, figure out the bare minimum that they can get away with, the TA gives everyone their office hours, there’s an introductory lecture, and everybody leaves a few minutes early to go take a nap or something. You do the bullshit assignments, you say something in class now and then to get your participation check mark, and figure out how badly you can do on the final and still pass.
But see, in law school, all the methodologies you’ve spent the last 17 years operating under go out the window. Day one of law school is you being thrown into the deep end of the pool—you’ve had a homework assignment for two weeks now, and it’s to read the first 200 pages of your casebook. And now it’s you and the teacher (who is usually as smug as Alex Trebek) gauging and assessing what you managed to absorb while you skimmed through all those pages of reading so you could hurry up and get to the other 150 pages of reading for your next period class, in front of 50 people who are all smarter than you. And if you fuck up, or you didn’t do the reading, you are at the mercies of not just the professor, but the silent satisfied judgment of your peers.
Law school is hard, and it will make you feel stupid and tongue-tied and like you don’t know anything and can’t form an argument—because you don’t, and you can’t. Everybody there has had a 4.0 since birth. Everybody there was the smartest kid in their class, and you’re all rabidly competing for a sliver of a chance at something down the road. It’s petty, and savage, fiercely entrenched in a culture of formalities and ceremony, and exactly like Washington DC.
Yesterday when I was driving home, the NPR reporter talking about the Oval Office meeting mentioned that Trump had thought it was going to be a “getting to know you” type meeting, but that he was surprised when Obama stretched their talk out to 90 minutes before sending him along to the Capitol building where he met with congressional leaders for more lengthy meetings and stuff he didn’t want to do.
And he hasn’t even gotten to the actual job yet.
So think about that as we go into this.
Trump walked into the Oval Office like a two-pump-chump freshman thinking it was syllabus day, and what he got was the first day of law school, and he hadn’t done the reading like everyone else had, and Professor Obama decided to put him in the hot seat.
This was Obama’s chance for the most perfect revenge that would never be picked up on as revenge at all. He was gracious, polite—everything he needed to be for a peaceful transition and a good review from the press. And that would continue when the doors were closed, because that’s the key. Not a Come to Jesus meeting, oh no. If Obama were smart—and he is very smart—he would have treated Trump like an equal, and brought the discussion to a level that assumes far more of Trump than anyone has so far. Assumes that he’s an adult who’s been paying attention. Statistics, esoteric minutiae about the executive branch procedure, economic growth numbers, labor figures, domestic policies, countries Trump has never even heard of, shit that would never in a million years have been in Trump’s campaign soundbites or digestible summaries.
No way to escape. No aides to remember any of it for him. Just the two of them.
Because that’s what would strike a precise chill into Trump. The thundering realization that he’s woefully unprepared for the hard, boring, thankless reality of this, and Obama’s version of a smooth transition won’t and shouldn’t include remedial civics.
That’s what I saw when they shook hands and Trump stared at the floor instead of looking back into Obama’s face. He’s just figured out how little he knows about any of this.
And that should give you a small glow of satisfaction, because after those meetings, Trump definitely has the 1L Terror Shits. In January, the night sweats and insomnia will show up, but for these first few weeks—nothing but diarrhea and self-doubt.
No one knows definitively which ingredients may have been the culprit. But each burrito includes one ounce of romaine lettuce. So, if those leafy greens carried the bacteria, that means about five $2.50 heads of grocery-store lettuce erased more than $10 billion in market cap. Or if cilantro was the source, then about as many cups of it as you’d find in a cookout-size batch of guacamole.
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"Food With Integrity" my ass.
Nobody likes my lunch box notes as much as I do.
Which is fine.
'nuff said.
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Just the Tip would be a great name for a podcast...
So I hit a button on my Mac accidentally and it started playing Warren Zevon. Man, I still miss that little fucker.
The Demon #12 (Sep. 1973)
MARK IT ZERO, LULU!
Smokey this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.
The actors who played the four major German roles—Werner Klemperer (Klink), John Banner (Schultz), Leon Askin (Burkhalter), and Howard Caine (Hochstetter)—were Jewish. Furthermore, Klemperer, Banner, Askin, and Robert Clary (LeBeau) were Jews who had fled the Nazis during World War II.
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Turns out.
Yalta.
Wait a minute. Roderick is clearly Churchill. So Siracusa is Stalin?
Food Safety Talk 107: Univalve Mallets
Show note links to follow along at home:
Publix Super Markets
Lee-Ann Jaykus
Michael Roberson
Wal-Mart's chicken safety program shows significant results
Serotypes Profile of Salmonella Isolates from Meat and Poultry Products January 1998 through December 2014
Tracing the Origins of Salmonella Outbreaks
Serotype distribution of Salmonella isolates from food animals after slaughter differs from that of isolates found in humans
Efficacy of Instant Hand Sanitizers against Foodborne Pathogens Compared with Hand Washing with Soap and Water in Food Preparation Settings: A Systematic Review
An extended model for transfer of micro-organisms via the hands: differences between organisms and the effect of alcohol disinfection.
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Scallops Culprit in Hawaii Hepatitis A Outbreak
Blast from the past: hep A inactivation in scallops
PSY - GANGNAM STYLE
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Scallop - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Effect of lime juice on Vibrio parahaemolyticus and Salmonella enterica inactivation during the preparation of the raw fish dish ceviche. - PubMed - NCBI
Food Safety Talk 39: Des Moines is Known for their Scallops
I f'ing love science
Food Poisoning Expert Reveals 6 Things He Refuses To Eat
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Dole and Listeria: The Shaggy Defense
Leafy greens, listeria, environmental sampling and tragedy
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Dole Fresh Vegetables Announces Allergy Alert and Voluntary Limited Recall of DOLE-branded Spinach Due to Possible Contamination by Walnuts
Washington company linked to Listeria monocytogenes illnesses gets a warning letter
CRF FROZEN FOODS LLC to Oregon Potato Co
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