Forget everything you thought you knew.

[madewithbeauty]

[lavatorivm-deactivated20180119]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[ufilth]

[nevver]

[celebritycloseup]

kylie jenner

[freshbrewedlife]

[americanbeautiful0129-blog]

[jeniphyer]

Teach your fucking sons that women don’t owe them a fucking thing

[1995--emo]

[champagnemanagement]

favorite slang terms for penis

kicky-wicky (1602)

long plum (1613)

bald-pate friar (1656)

silent flute (1720)

gaying instrument (1811)

liver-disturber (1888) (yikes)

master of ceremonies (1890)

father confessor (1890)

quimstick (1896)

patootie (1927) (cutie patootie)

ambassador (1927)

kidney-buster (1935) (double yikes)

dingle-doodle (1935)

dingwallace (1951)

snorker (1963)

corned beef torpedo (1975)

all selected from the timeline of slang terms for the penis

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

What the hell happened in 1888 and 1935?

[blueroses96]

master….of ceremonies????????

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_of_ceremonies

[1338904]

ive been looking for a really specific picture of a pancake for like 20 minutes now

[1338904]

ok its been an hour now and ive finally found it

[artmania-feed]

[clearlypositive]

marry someone who looks at you the way you look at dogs

[andivhs]

[sadspaghetti]

*gets tagged in ugly facebook photo*

[confusedpolarities-blog]