I Don't Fucking Know Anymore

Texas, 27. Just trying to figure out how to get through life. My interests and things I post about are many and varied, but you can usually count on video games, sarcasm, and puns to make the cut. If there's anything else you want to know, ask away.

[dont-fucking-know-anymore]

Major Update for Those Who Care:

Been awhile since I last posted. I'm not dead, or whatever you thought may have happened to me. So here's what I've been up to:

1) I got married. My wife is pretty great. And I'm gonna be a dad this year. Which is moderately scary.

2) Not in law school anymore. Want to go back. But that'll take some planning now that I'm gonna have a family. I've got a pretty decent job right now but it bores the shit out of me.

3) The wife and I are saving to buy a house by living somewhere rent free in exchange for taking care of our landlord's horses once a week. So learning all of that has been an interesting experience.

[dont-fucking-know-anymore]

Clemson beat alabama for the championship. It's gonna be a damn good year.

[dont-fucking-know-anymore]

Best gift my gf got me. I'm not sleeping tonight.

[boredteen-deactivated20110916]

[kojotei]

Said the Raven

@ neil-gaiman

[dont-fucking-know-anymore]

Everyone that's all pissy about the doctor strange movie needs to get their respective stick out of their ass. It was visually impressive, they quickly and easily explain why Tilda Swinton's character is white and not Asian like everyone bitched about, and was just fun in general.

[pumpkin-rosie-deactivated201709]

The final evolution of the Starter Pokémon!

[skeleton--jelly]

12 Zodiac Signs Reborn as Terrifying Monsters by Damon Hellandbrand

[the-female-gaymer]

X gonn give it to ya.

[dont-fucking-know-anymore]

There is nothing more exhausting than a wine and whiskey fueled 5 hour discussion of politics between a republican, a democrat, a moderate libertarian, and semi-anarchist libertarian.

[dont-fucking-know-anymore]

When your Canadian friend doesn’t understand the differences between the states

[fallout4pics]

Nuka World looks lit

[snugglebull]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[snugglebull]

OH FUCK

[snugglebull]

BORN IN THE USA

[luccorvus]

MCMURICA!!

[dont-fucking-know-anymore]

an emotion: *happens*

me: Get Back Into The Feelings Box You Dirty Gremlin

[dont-fucking-know-anymore]

Things I've learned on this trip: 1) I want to die before I get so old and decrepit that I need help to function normally. 2) my dad's side of the family is crazy durable because my grandfather: a) once had a TENNIS BALL SIZED GROWTH REMOVED FROM HIS BRAIN and still functioned totally normal afterwards, and b) had a pile oil drilling blocks fall on him and only got 400 stitches with minimal scarring.

[dont-fucking-know-anymore]

I'm travelling with my family, we haven't even left the airport yet and I'm already tired of their shit and stressed out as fuck. This trip is going to suck in so many ways.

[shinyflareon]

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