♕ Percico ♕

"Is Annabeth your girlfriend?"

[dont-mess-with-percico]

Mom: Are you doing your homework?

Me: RICK RIORDAN ANNOUNCED HE'S WRITING ANOTHER SERIES I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR HOMEWORK

[xoannabeth]

but guys.  if rick riordan does not make use of stupid dad jokes in ‘trials of apollo’ im done. 

like can you imagine. 

apollo at camp. 

with will. 

[hella-lame-mofo]

Trails of Apollo

More like 16 with kids

[ownsmysoul]

if u cant wait for ToA clap ur hands!

if u cant wait for ToA clap ur hands!

if u cant wait for ToA , and you’re losing ur shit now,then u really really have to clap ur hands!

[dont-mess-with-percico]

Fanfiction

Taylor Swift: screaming, crying, perfect storms, I -

Me: I KNOW fanfiction gets me SO emotional TOO

[deanthecat]

“That’s so gay”, I whisper, as I read gay fanfiction.

[accioboywholived]

no, its not a secret boyfriend im trying to hide on my phone, its gay smut

[himborc]

my hobbies include thinking of stories to write and then not writing them

[dont-mess-with-percico]

Me: *sees fanart of my OTP*

Me: i said a bang bang bangedy bang bang bang bangedy bang

[thranduils]

when i’m out with my family and i see a book store

[dont-mess-with-percico]

modern greek gods

zeus: spoiled rich kid that gets away with everything

poseidon: surfer dude

hades: just a simple banker trying to live his simple life

hera: suburban wine mom

apollo: stoner that plays wonderwall in a college campus quad

artemis: hardcore feminist and queer activist

dionysus: philosopher by day, hardcore partier by night

hestia: your grandma

aphrodite: tyra banks

ares: overly aggressive gamergate dudebro

hephaestus: under appreciated i.t. employee who fixes everything, probably actually the xkit guy

hermes: that one asshole who's always on his bluetooth

athena: hermione

demeter: little old lady who runs an organic produce stand at your local farmer's market but could 11/10 kick your ass

[dont-mess-with-percico]

life sucks and I'm a constant disappointment to my parents but hey at least there's always fanfics to comfort me

[dont-mess-with-percico]

Nico is totally the type of boyfriend to wear Percy's cloths all the time but refuses to acknowledge it when someone mentions it

[dont-mess-with-percico]

Boyfriend: Why don't you look at me the same way you look at gay fanfiction?

[dont-mess-with-percico]

you know it's bad when you go back and re-read every single conversation between your otp

[go-spaghettininja]

Older Nico and Percy AU

[saucefactory-deactivated2019103]

The three stages of shipping.

Stage 1: NOW KISS

Stage 2: NOW FUCK

Stage 3: NOW BREAK EACH OTHER’S HEARTS AND THEN MEND THEM SLOWLY WHILE TOUCHING EACH OTHER WITH REVERENT, TREMBLING HANDS