dontbedust.

consequence is not coincidence.

[thebootydiaries]

what I say: I’m fine…

what I mean: why did mike wazowski say ‘you’ve been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal’ to sulley in monsters inc, but they actually met in college at monsters university, which was many years after he claimed it in the first film?

[simplethingsnaturephotography]

Columbine

April 24, 2017

[weantuniverse]

[ruinedchildhood]

[fluffygif]

Sweet clouded leopard sounds

[weantuniverse]

[i-want-spankings]

Any tips on how to eat pussy?

With your whole heart and entire face.

[eliminated]

[aidashakur]

[aidashakur]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

She’s in a bag! Rules didn’t specify how…

[jussumsum]

[kotsume]

— go back to sleep. it’s still early.

[jokerous]

#me every single day

[enlitenkatt]

[stuckinreversemode]

101 Dalmatians (1996, dir. Stephen Herek)

[black-white-and-leather]