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God this place uses its own language and the twitter normies have no idea what’s coming

pervocracy

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

blueelectricangels

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

mynamebatman

This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.

thoughts-ofawriter

Write while tired, they said.

It will help your productivity, they said.

jetsetwife

welcome to ihop

memelzebub

wishthatiwascassysgirl

I’m drunk and crying laughing at this help

kagoru

Twitter stuff

outofcontextbonappetit

iraffiruse

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis

THIS IS AMAZING

asexyrainbow

I’m about five of these listed above. I’m not sure if that makes me extra weird.

author-of-sin-deactivated202405

This post. Forget all the posts that try to lift your self esteem or show fluffy kittens because they supposedly will make you happy. THIS POST has made me happier than any other post that was meant to make me happy ever has.

secretarialninja

This may be my favorite post ever and I may repost it every time I see it

deebott

75orchids

FACT:

Usage of the word “The” has begun to decline. This is because as more and more people become educated, usage of the word “Thoum’st” has become more common.

openinmotion

quick question what happened 2009

underrateddoormatt

That’s when we were all using “teh”

catchymemes

the-dodo

Isn’t it satisfying when big cats fit perfectly in small boxes?

Wut

Why would you lie

I trusted you

where is the oscar for this video?

wheel-skellington

god when he almost forgot what he was gonna tell his mom

cagaderamental

megheadmed

You need.. you need to unmute…

cobaltdays-deactivated20210208

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

colombian-jacob-49

This is perfection 😂

skeppsbrott

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

toastoat

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

bebeocho

i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth”