Whine of the Month Club

Venting instead of drinking... Briliant

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Reasons why today is the worst day ever:

I went through the effort of making lunch but forgot it at home

I thought work was going to implement the work from home policy today but they did not (crushed hope is waaaay worse than no hope)

I overslept

My new clothes shrunk in the wash

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My second job always contacts me as my first job starts. Why? What is with their timing?

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What does one wear to fight a speeding ticket? Cause I’m sure not going to pay one now

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I have almost literally nothing to do at work and it makes me feel like I should sign up for so much but then I get home and I have literally no time for myself. Why did I think more school, a second job, and volunteering were a smart idea?

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After a thousand years I’ve picked back up on the hobby of complaining

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So much difficulty when people show funny things on their phone

I do not read fast

Reading 2 lines takes me 5 minutes

They want their phone back

I haven’t laughed yet so they can’t have it

I fake a laugh but haven’t read the meme yet

I am left abandoned. No phone wondering what the joke was

“Ha. Look at this”

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School. Amirite?

Me

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Don't trust people who say they don't watch tv in their introduction

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Things I learn about myself every semester but shock me every time

1) I am absolutely fabulous at first day shallow interaction 2) Things go wonky when I try to follow through and I end up SEVERELY oversharing 3) As a result I am absolute pants at any other day interaction

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Now I'm not saying that poets are better people than everyone else

My poetry professor- heavily implying that poets are better people than everyone else

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Can't wait to finish this semester so I don't have to listen to this girl talk anymore

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Forgot my wallet so I couldn't drink. I don't think I would have gotten carded if I hadn't ordered strawberry lemonade beforehand like a rookie

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Finding out the steak place you are going to for dinner is way fancier than your flannel shows you were prepared for

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You know a place is fancy when they offer coffee as a closer

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Finding the perfect spots for lights only to find you don't have a place to plug them in