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Gingin here, Missouri Synoid Lutheran, conservative, love memes, food, losing weight currently, have a dog, have a baby, have a husband, i hate scorpions. 

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[donteattheblueberries]

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[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

So I live in Cali, and I for the life of me can't figure out why they thought pushing the school times back was a good idea. I mean I can't name a single job that starts after 8 am (I'm being faceticious but seriously most grown-up jobs start at 8). Plus if school starts at 8:30 parents are going to be late to work because a lot of them drop their kid off on the way. I just dont't understand why people are getting booty tickled.

That’s actually a good point, I think they might’ve just been focusing on the fact it would help the kids more than anything.

Wait, why cant those students just take the bus?

[donteattheblueberries]

I mean in theory they could take the bus, but a lot of parents perfer to not have their kids ride the bus, back in my day when I rode the bus I saw several drug deals (albeit Im not from Cali but still I’m sure that sort of thing happens here too) but really it’s more on the 8 am is when most people start working might as well get kids used to it.

Also as a parent I can say up until about 6th grade kids get up hella early just for shits and giggles, like they are up anyway.

[donteattheblueberries]

So I started playing pokemon go if anyone is down to clown, my number is 

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[donteattheblueberries]

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3. A lighter: keep one in your house, your car, your bag. You never know when you may need one. To burn off a stray string, light a birthday candle, light someone attractive’s cig, or worst case scenario, light a survival fire

4. Toilet paper: obviously you have toilet paper, but do you have any in your car? I keep a 6 pack in my car in case of emergencies when I was preggo I used my car toilet paper on multiple occasions when I just couldn’t hold it and I was in the middle of nowhere

5. Emergency Cash: I always have around 50 dollars in cold hard cash with me that I know not to spend unless it is an emergency, and no jonesing for a frosty isn’t an emergency.

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[evilscientist]

thank you to all the followers who give me that 1 note on my text posts

[tony-stark-ing]

Rhodey and Tony Stark everyone

The Invincible Iron Man issue #138

[donteattheblueberries]

Can we talk about rhodey quoting blazing saddles

[nyquilnap]

my man went for it

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

[cullenedward]

soft asks:

cherry - what is your sexuality?

lollipop - favorite makeup products?

daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?

october - what month were you born in?

caress - do you like to snuggle?

ivory - describe your pajamas?

golden - favorite stationary product?

freckles - most-worn article of clothing?

twilight - best friend?

silk - do you like k-pop?

poppy - favorite pastel color?

dimples - most attractive features of a person’s face?

sunkissed - autumn or spring?

buttery - favorite snack?

whisper - how much sleep do you get?

pencil - do you own a journal?

cupcake - are you a good cook?

honey - favorite term of endearment?

clouds - describe one of your favorite dreams?

velvet - who was your first crush?

paper - favorite children’s book?

peaches - do you have a skincare routine?

mochi - favorite studio ghibli film?

backyard - did you ever have an imaginary friend?

strawberry - favorite fruit?

kiss - have you ever kissed a friend?,

nightlight - do you read before bed?

shampoo - favorite scent?

skin - what distant relative are you closest to?

aphrodite - favorite actress/actor?

cuddles - do you have any pets?

lace - if you own any dresses, which is your favorite?

sheets - sanrio or san-x characters?

cream - frozen yogurt flavor?

watermelon - do films ever make you cry?

sapphos - favorite poet?

plush - how many stuffed animals do you still own?

roses - what flower do you find most beautiful?

sweetheart - favorite mug/cup?

sunset - what are your pronouns?

[nerdqueenkat]

(Ill answer them when I get a chance))

[dan-dan-the-sleepy-man-blog]

Hot take, J Jonah Jameson is just marvel alex jones

[donteattheblueberries]

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Very cool shirt with the Old Fashioned recipe on it!

[margaritaville-remade]

dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

[previoustags]

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

[catzgba]

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

[toomuchlamenotenoughbears]

get fucking rekt OP

[joey-wheeler-official]

he has exactly one voice that he can do but lord knows that wont stop him and i respect that

[trilllizard666]

yes but it’s like the most Powerful voice to exist

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

For real, whenever I hear that voice in anything I instantly know who it is. He’ll never be known for JUST Kronk.

[pikaglove]

He may only have one voice but his voice can be classified as the “Tough guy” voice and I learned that for voice actors having generic sounding voices (ex: the princess voice, the grannie voice, wizard voice etc.) Is actually a lot better than being able to perfect impressions of other characters. So his voice is perfect for tough guy roles.

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

“is this animals?”

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[donteattheblueberries]

Doing Christmas crafts