The Peanut Gallery

Grow where you are planted

[jpatriks]

[growlbadkitty]

Yep, that what they wear beneath their kilts. 😘

[imgoddamnpluckyremember]

Watching The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell: fucking superb, you funky little kitchen witch

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell (2018-)

[kakuusei]

The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell (2018)

[hildshof]

[thecollectibles]

Art by JaeCheol Park

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

[chrisriddellblog]

Everything I Have To Tell You About Love by Neil Gaiman

[nearlywitchesdemo]

what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

[nearlywitchesdemo]

pan nick at the disc co.

[mllesouthernbelle]

Get the fuck out

[nearlywitchesdemo]

fine, you want me to close the goddamn door too?

[last-young-renegay-deactivated2]

oh my god I finally found the post

[lokisacolyte-deactivated2014122]

[veggiedaddy]

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

[itsa-me-anime-thrash]

Marvel : Loki is dead.

Marvel Fandom :

[lokilickedme]

Lego Club is always so freaking insane. Kids are scary creatures anyway…provide them with the materials to build their thoughts into tangible objects and turn them loose without a theme to adhere to? Table 1 has a six-baseplate diorama of what appears to be the third level of hell and one child is gleefully smashing the other kids’ minifigures with an obvious representation of General Hux from Star Wars, who apparently is the devil in this scenario.

Table two has one of my sons and his buddy exterminating the shit out of each other with homemade daleks. One of them has a scimitar on its head and the other is being driven by the eighth Doctor.

Table three…we won’t discuss what’s happening at table three. It’s a bunch of little girls and frankly what they’re doing to that Spinjitzu guy is horrifying.

Table four appears to be a dystopian cityscape of some kind. There’s a Buzz Lightyear wearing the head of Qui-Gon Jinn marching through the center of it. There is inexplicably a bakery at the end of the street that has been outfitted with a cannon being manned by a female minifig with pink hair.

Table 5 is mostly moms trying to supervise the construction of a garden. It’s not going so well and I’m wondering how long it’s going to take them to realize their kids have migrated over to the hellscape at table 1.

And some woman with a bonechilling smile just sat down next to me and informed me that she had a heart attack. I stared at her for a minute and then asked if ahe wanted me to call an ambulance. She never specified when this cardiac event took place so I thought better safe than trying to remember how to do CPR, right? She just kept smiling and said her birthday is in two weeks. She’s been to far too many Lego Club nights obviously.

[dontforgetyournuts]

I need you to narrate my life please

[poppins-me]

[darkazazael]

When he’s cheering you on and proud of your accomplishments.

[highwaydiamonds]

“Can I exhaust you? Can I steal away your sleep? My hands are waiting.”

— Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

[effervescentbi]

I never wanted the throne! I only ever wanted to be your equal

[writtensecretsonparchment]

To Protect the Home

Take out a compass and locate the North, South, West and East of your home. Go to each point, start from the North, touch the wall or floor and say these words:

Brick and earth,

Wood and stone,

Guard my hearth,

Guard my home.

Move to the center of your home and speak:

Protect my center,

Protect my home;

Ill shall not enter,

Ill shall not roam.

Then, hold your hand to the main entrance of your home and speak:

No ill shall pass,

beyond this door,

This house is safe,

From roof to floor.

You may scatter some protective herbs, burn incense, bringing its smoke to each four corners and then at the center.