Better luck next time

Don't fuck with me and we'll get along just fine. -Aria T'Loak RP blog for BFRP-

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Mass Effect: Invasion covers by Massimo Carnevale

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Except the vorcha themselves.

/raises a scaled brow at the impending scan, compliant and standing still nonetheless/

Good. I wasn’t sure...

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Better luck next time: majorkirrahe: Except the vorcha themselves. /raises a scaled brow at…

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Better luck next time: majorkirrahe: Better luck next time: majorkirrahe: Except the vorcha...

/nods curtly/

Rachni, heavily modified by the Reapers. Eradicated now, thankfully. We managed to salvage what we could.

/glances/

I am, yes.

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Can't say I envy that job. Or believe that they're gone completely. The Rachni have a funny way of coming back no matter what you throw at them. Gotta' admire them for that, I suppose. /quirks her lips upwards in a slight smile/ Hardly surprising. Shepard certainly seems to get around.  

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Except the vorcha themselves.

/raises a scaled brow at the impending scan, compliant and standing still nonetheless/

Good. I wasn’t sure when to stop.

/gives the guards a side-glance after he’s cleared and as he passes, taking a seat/

[dontfuckwitharia]

That’s probably for the best....

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Better luck next time: majorkirrahe: Except the vorcha themselves. /raises a scaled brow at...

/leans back into the couch, setting his hands upon his lap and shifting his gaze to her once again/

Recently I was sent to investigate Utukku in the Ninmah Cluster- to tidy up after Aralakh Company and the Commander, of course. Some strange things going on around there.

[dontfuckwitharia]

/reclines in her seat after pouring herself a drink, picking up a datapad to examine it briefly as she listened to him/ Rachni, wasn't it? Or some bastard Reaper modifications of them anyway. You're personally familiar with Shepard, then? 

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Except the vorcha themselves.

/raises a scaled brow at the impending scan, compliant and standing still nonetheless/

Good. I wasn't sure when to stop.

/gives the guards a side-glance after he's cleared and as he passes, taking a seat/

[dontfuckwitharia]

That's probably for the best. Self-loathing is very rarely a useful trait for survival in a species. /waves a hand to have a bottle of noverian rum brought over, as well as some glasses/ Indulge my curiosity, if you will. What were you doing prior to being plucked from our universe? 

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Well, that’ll certainly teach me not to judge a book by its cover. And I’m sure I could handle the living situations of some hot-tempered vorcha- but the warning’s appreciated.

/downs his shot, setting down the glass with a heavy swallow, then ventures a glance towards her...

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I AM OMEGA: majorkirrahe: Well, that’ll certainly teach me not to judge a book by...

Of course. That's all I've ever thought of vorcha, really.

/casts a look over at the turian, before shifting off his seat, following her to the stairs/

Hm. I could get through a night without pissing off the queen of Omega- it's not exactly on the to-do list.

[dontfuckwitharia]

You and most of the universe, I'm sure. Now, this 'queen' business is a little dramatic, don't you think? /heads up the stairs to her usual platform before mentioning for him to pause as one of her batarian bodyguards stepped in to do a brief security scan/ You can never be too careful. /smirks slightly and mentions for him to take a seat once the batarian clears him/ 

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Well, that'll certainly teach me not to judge a book by its cover. And I'm sure I could handle the living situations of some hot-tempered vorcha- but the warning's appreciated.

/downs his shot, setting down the glass with a heavy swallow, then ventures a glance towards her usual spot/

Well, an offer like that- how could I refuse. So long as I'm not the victim of your biotic attacks, of course.

[dontfuckwitharia]

I'm sure you could. Doesn't mean they're any less of an annoyance, however. /laughs/ Using biotics in the club is just rude and attention seeking. Grizz usually just shoots people. /nods towards the turian standing at the base of the stairs/ But, I'll as long as you don't suddenly piss me off, I'm sure you'll be fine Major. 

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Charming solution.

/raises a scaled brow at her, before chuckling and lifting his shot glass/

Oh, good. I enjoy humour- some of it, at least. You’re usually up there on...

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I AM OMEGA: majorkirrahe: Charming solution. /raises a scaled brow at her, before…

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I AM OMEGA: majorkirrahe: I AM OMEGA: majorkirrahe: Charming solution. /raises a...

You're right there. Too little time to waste it on meaningless endeavours.

/picks up his glass/

Oh. Then let me rephrase; Afterlife is cleaner than expected- and I don't mean in the manner of dealings or intentions.

[dontfuckwitharia]

Ah, now that makes much more sense. I suppose when it has the reputation of being the major cesspool of sin and depravity in the universe then you would expect it's appearance to look as such. I'd caution you to stay away from some of the wards, if you want to keep believing it's cleaner than expected. Particularly the vorcha dens. /pauses to have another drink before moving away from the bar, bringing her glass with her and then inclining her head towards the stairs/ If one more drunken idiot tries to inadvertently brush their hand against my ass, I'm going to biotically rip their head off. That urge is usually my cue to head back to my 'throne'. Care to join?

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Charming solution.

/raises a scaled brow at her, before chuckling and lifting his shot glass/

Oh, good. I enjoy humour- some of it, at least. You’re usually up there on your throne with your bodyguards- good to know being down here with the infidels of Omega isn’t impossible...

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I AM OMEGA: majorkirrahe: Charming solution. /raises a scaled brow at her, before...

I'm sure.

/gives her a vaguely entertained look/

I hear things. I've barely been to Omega so rumours are adequate for someone like me.

/scratches at his cheek, eventually opting to order another shot/

It's mostly what I imagined. A little cleaner maybe- and I emphasise "a little"- but what I expected.

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I suppose the Salarian lifespan doesn't give much opportunity for sight-seeing. /arches a brow with a slight smirk/ Well, I assure you that the dealings that occur here are anything but clean. Just how it should be. /finishes off her own drink before gesturing for another with a vague wave of her hand/

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