Just Another Phangirl

There's no way to describe my random ass thoughts

[dontjudgemyflawless3]

@ughhpml @impossiblepruneslimestudent-blog @cactuslester @peetalover13 @phan-gogh 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[the-sky-traveler]

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

[anonymous-bosch]

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

[askragtatter]

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

[jinxtimesinfinity-deactivated20]

Cats

[wandering-tangents]

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

[dontjudgemyflawless3]

Imagine being so full of hope and feeling completely empty the day after lol

[weloveshortvideos]

[snailandwellmet]

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

[daftqunk]

seth everman going WILD in the background

[babyanimalgifs]

[withinevening]

I think we could all use this on our dashes.

[madzlucemxiv]

Pure post

[coffeefrenchandhistory]

This is the kind of quality content I enjoy and demand

[memescomedy]

[silverhawk]

disney: in this live action mulan remake we’re getting rid of general li shang and replacing him with this new dude who doesnt like mulan until he finds out that shes a girl :))) also no songs

me: GENERAL LI SHANG LOVED MULAN AND PING AND WAS VERY OBVIOUSLY BI

[the-blue-fairie]

John Henry, John Henry John Henry is a mighty man. Born with a hammer, born with a hammer Born with a hammer right in his hand.

[dnpg]

Masterlist of Dan’s Recently Unlisted Videos!

So I compiled a list of direct links to Dan’s unlisted vids through some lengthy Google searching!

Note: Dan chose to leave these unlisted while he deleted a bunch of other ones

Truth or Dare 

Dan Vs. Phil 

I NEARLY DIED. (not)

How To Make British Pancakes

xxxsexyllamas.com

SPIRAL OF LIES

HOT BOYS on Teen Cribz

Inappropriate Winking

OMG WTF ASDFGHJKL

OMG UR soo POSH L0L!!1!

LEFT HANDEDISM

Dan the Dinosaur

Dan the Dinosaur vs. Phil the Lion - THE EXTINCTION RACE

THE INCREDIBLY EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT

The Dan and Phil BOOK & TOUR!

[babyanimalgifs]

happy pupper

[hammre]

“I can’t be with people and I can’t be alone. I don’t know how to be better.”

— Honey Sugarman

[memegod]

[dontjudgemyflawless3]

When all you want to do is sleep but anxiety’s screwing with you😅

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[letmeprosper]

All I want is this post to get a small amount of a million notes

[swolecheck]

All I want is this to be the most popular post in the history of this site

[blaqpanther]

Let’s make the notes disappear y'all

[butchdom]

Grow baby grow

[pleatedjeans]

via

[owloftheforest]

This is what society needs, less stigma around gay people trying to find what everyone else does. For people who aren’t lgbtq to understand that we are just trying and if you aren’t attracted to us don’t take it offensively or weirdly and just politely say no. I wish I had the courage to give guys my number in public.

[failbag]

now this is my kind of content

[skellydun]

donald trump: nobody has more respect for women than me

women everywhere: