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Platonic as well?
Yes
ÊoÇÉŻ
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Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity
ALL đđŸ OF đđŸ THEM đđŸ
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
so we have these cookie jars that sit on top of the cupboard right. weâve had them for years. you can record yourself saying something so when you take the lid off you it will make a noise so you can hear if someone is stealing your cookies or something anyway anyway we have 3 of them. a pig, a cow, and an owl. now i was left alone one day. mum and dad at work, my brother at school and my sister at her boyfriends house. so i had a thought. what if i recorded myself screaming? so i did. in all 3 of them. all 3 different screams too. one was an excited shriek, one was a terrified scream, and one was a long shout. these cookie jars recorded up to 15 seconds, so i took FULL ADVANTAGE of that. nowâŠhereâs the thingâŠi did that almost 3 years ago. and these cookie jars have been sitting on top of the cupboard collecting dust.
until today.
mumâs painting the kitchen, so she had to take everything off the top of the cupboard. and uhâŠyou know how battery powered thingsâŠstart dying? theyâŠâŠslowly run out of juice? she asked me to check inside one of the jars. the pig, to be exact. andâŠthe pig was the terrified scream. i unsuspectingly opened the jar and as the lid came off the jar, i remembered what i did. but i didnât remember in time, because in that next second, a fucking demon cry sounded from this Almost Dead Battery Powered Pig Cookie Jar. it was a sound i never want to hear again. everyone ran into the kitchen to see what that god awful sound was and i just stood there, holding this satanic wailing pig. i shut my eyes, and waited the full 15 seconds, until it was silent, before turning to my mum and handed her the pig, and then leaving the kitchen.
iâll admit iâve done some dumb things in my life, but nothing couldâve prepared me for the sound i heard today.
If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided youâre the top.
Meowdy howdy
me happening upon a borzoi on a late night walk: oh hello!
borzoi: somehow manages to bark backwards/in reverse
me, suddenly forgetting everything iâve done over the past 48 hrs: haha! sure!
Shalom Blac out in public without her wig on for the first time in 13 years at the Streamy Awards đđâš
Designer: laviebyck
âYou know when, sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later, theyâre as dull as a brick? Then thereâs other people, and you meet them and you think, âNot bad; theyâre okay.â And then you get to know them, and their face sort of becomes them, like their personality is written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful.â
â Amelia Pond
itâs always amazing to watch adults discover how much changes when they donât treat their perspective as the default human experience.
example: itâs been well-documented for a long time that urban spaces are more dangerous for kids than they are for adults. but common wisdom has generally held that thatâs just the way things are because kids are inherently vulnerable. and because policymakers keep operating under the assumption that thereâs nothing that can be done about kids being less safe in cities because thatâs just how kids are, the danger they face in public spaces like streets and parks has been used as an excuse for marginalizing and regulating them out of those spaces.
(by the same people who then complain about kids being inside playing video games, Iâd imagine.)
thing is, thereâs no real evidence to suggest that kids are inescapably less safe in urban spaces. the causality goes the other way: urban spaces are safer for adults because they are designed for adults, by adults, with an adult perspective and experience in mind.
the city of Oslo, Norway recently started a campaign to take a new perspective on urban planning. quite literally a new perspective: they started looking at the city from 95 centimeters off the ground - the height of the average three-year-old. one of the first things they found was that, from that height, there were a lot of hedges blocking the view of roads from sidewalks. in other words, adults could see traffic, but kids couldnât.
pop quiz: what does not being able to see a car coming do to the safety of pedestrians? the city of Oslo was literally designed to make it more dangerous for kids to cross the street. and no one realized it until they took the laughably small but simultaneously really significant step ofâŠlowering their eye level by a couple of feet.
so Oslo started trimming all its decorative roadside vegetation down. and what was the first result they saw? kids in Oslo are walking to school more, because itâs safer to do it now. and that, as it turns out, reduces traffic around schools, making it even safer to walk to school.
so yeah. this is the kind of important real-life impact all that silly social justice nonsense of recognizing adultism as a massive structural problem can have. stop ignoring 1/3 of the population when youâre deciding what the world should look like and the world gets better a little bit at a time.
Empathy and universal design are for more than just people with disabilities.
Also, I love this quote:Â âitâs always amazing to watch adults discover how much changes when they donât treat their perspective as the default human experience.â
the authoritarian rightâs obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever theyâre like monks but racist
beats being a godless degenerate from the left
my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis
my advice to men: develop a sense of shame
Lemon Snickers: a many bad things
Citrus High Fructose Corn Syrup Sugar Vesicle: An Arrangement of Deplorable AffairsÂ
Fruit Candy: Uh-Oh
M O T H
in the beginning was the moth
and the moth was with god
and the moth was god
cat hate is just soâŠâŠ.. embarrassing
people who hate cats for being âcoldâ or âmeanâ never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient