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Starting to think I got raptured and this is phannie heaven

#another day #yet again feeling like this #might pin it on top of my blog even though I love the shipping permit aksjdn #feels right

The Truth Hiding in Your Eyes

Pairing: Phan (Youtuber RPF)

Tags: AU, Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Erotic horror (I guess), Crack treated seriously at times, Buffy fangirl! Phil Lester

TW: Depression (not graphic, only referenced), Blood

Words: ~6K

Summary:

“There was something wrong with Dan Howell.

Well, wrong might be a bit of a strong word, Phil contemplated, while folding some laundry quietly so as to not disturb Dan’s sleep. Strange, maybe? Definitely unusual. He thought maybe he should care a little more about it, considering they have been dating for a few months, and long distance has turned into shorter distance, and just very recently became no distance at all.”

Read it on AO3

#phanfic #my writing #my phanfic brings all the gays to the yard #I never know if I did my stupid writing tag correctly #phanfiction #phan #AU #Fluff kinda #Horror but make it funny i guess #I think i'll make this into a verse cause I kinda love them #so I already put it as a series on my AO3 #fanfiction #AO3

pseudophan

get him again for me

#Imagining Dan's face as he sees that tweet #PHIWWWW #being bullied in his own home for dropping out I suppose aksdjn #the ragebaiter

dpdailyupdate

Phil replied to these tweets!

18 July 2026

userlesbian

tour announcement incoming followed by mukbang and interactive introverts react to directly parallel the last mukbang and tatinof react after tit was announced

#love how correct u were! nice!

lizardsmp3

LMFAOOOOOO

#sad uni dropout Dan noises

dandp

Oh the Comments they're about to make when reacting to that segment

#......scared of the bdsm commentary that will ensue #II is really strange #I know most ppl forgot it but I watched it for the first time not that long ago #and it's a Ride askdjn

lizardsmp3

dnp either do NOT upload today or upload SUPER early cause me and jordan are seeing muse tonight. you wouldn’t deny your phannies their muse concert now would you. now would you

lizardsmp3

GOD LOVES US.

#Dan and Phil might hate u but youtube loves u lmaooo

pseudophan

LMFAO

#I was about to make a post asking if I should post my fic today or if ppl thought they were gonna hog all the attention with a phupload #I guess I can do that lmaooo #Rip in pieces Dan and Phil

ahappydnp

Do you think dnp know that like… when couples get married… they usually like… kiss in front of people? Maybe they haven’t gotten married because they haven’t kissed since pinof 1 and forgot how 😔

they're gonna do a weird little handshake and them bite each other

#yeah tbh #sad for them they haven't kissed in almost 17 years now #must be very tempting but they won't until they're good christian married

incendavery

it IS

incendavery

NO OFFENCE BUT WHAT THE FUCK

#oh that's thems

diphowell

they're either soft launching the real life phwedding or a segment for the hard launch tour. at this point who knows which.

#honestly it might be a hard launch segment #but also don't u guys think Dan is slowly but surely convincing himself of this #and then after tour WHO KNOWS #As much as I'm an avid pharriage hill resident I don't think they'd to like #a Wedding yk #I however happen to think they WOULD do an intimate little wedding ceremony #almost eloping kinda thing #very lowkey #and then post some understated photo and start talking about their marriage like nothing happened #and leave us to die on the curb #I think that is such a big possibility guys I'm scared

diphowell

2015 + 2026

#omg current outfits are like an elevated version of the ogs #this is incredible

fer3112

Anyone: Hey Dan, how’s the weather in London?

Dan: oh it’s a fucking nightmare in summer, that’s why if I married Phil we would do it in winter so we don’t sweat in our lovely suits and we would choose an idyllic location in the woods and…..

userlesbian

giving the people what they want

#me on messages just now: I really love current Dan and Phil with all my heart #but sometimes I miss Them #and this is one of the thems #it's just all the different versions I loved so much q_q my babiessss how dare they grow up #we all aged and changed and we're still here #sobs

t4li3cr0w

Gotta LOVE how you can clearly see Femboy Dan in the screen behind them!!

diphowell

the idea of dan howell over explainer and justifier extraordinaire feeling the overwhelming need to over explain and justify why he is now looking at marriage and/or fully marrying his boyfriend of almost 17 years is fun to me i must admit. it’s for the taxes it’s for when one of us dies it’s cause we’ve never had a party for our relationship and like i don’t even want one but PHIL- it’s so we can get an insane amount of food catered and that means specific to our taste DIPS

#what's the likelihood this will be the tour setting #phwedding tour #not actually getting married but doing it for the bit #until boom #really married hidden from us

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