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reasonsmysoniscrying

‪Me: “Well boys, welcome to Meridian, New York. Have you ever been here before? Because I sure haven’t."‬

‪9yo: "Nope."‬

‪7yo, wistfully: "Yeahhhh I’ve been HERE before. Sued my landlord."‬

‪Me: "For what?!"‬

‪7yo, trailing off: "For a bad investment…"‬

sixpenceee

richardalexanderrr

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

demonicalamari

Forbidden dandelion

homo-nerd-grizz

babyanimalgifs

I’m begging you to look at this.

lovefortv

thebootydiaries

predictedpancakes

Me at the club: “Can you play Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers?”

joshanddrake

apollogise

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

ruinedchildhood

bananatwinky

gulabis-deactivated20170902

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.

thejunglenook

This joke is lethal

kim-jisoo

stability

drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

incognitomoustache

eclecticwiccan

IMPORTANT

bloodydifficult

raviravioli

She reads hentai

niknak79

odysseusyes

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

eatsleepcrap

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

crashingsunlight

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

eatsleepcrap

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

the-brave-little-blogger

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.

everyonesfavoriteging-blog

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

the-neon-pineapple

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

perks-of-being-chinese

woah.

panicrobot

it got better

twistedthicket1-deactivated2022

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

ofthefantastic

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.