[cashiercomplaints]

[clowncare]

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

[memewhore]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

envelope HQ

designer: lets attach adhesive for people to seal the envelope weird gary: no lets force them to lick it

[catchymemes]

[okayysophia]

Doing the lords work…

[takemi-bae-deactivated20211025]

jesus christ tag your fucking spoilers

[just-shower-thoughts]

5 second unskippable ads are better than 30 second ads that are skippable after 5 seconds, because you don’t have to move; but we don’t like them because we are not in control.

[jenarion]

A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.

[otterscallops-deactivated202203]

[toastbutteregg]

im attacked

[paprika]

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

Chikorita is the most metal pokemon

[hipsterdinosaurs]

[snorlaxatives]

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

[theeidiot79-deactivated20180115]

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

[snorlaxatives]

[writing-and-nutmeg]

[blujayonthewing]

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

[onlytwitterpics]

[i-like-lots-of-things]

what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

love you babe <3

[vuentess]

Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*sweats nervously*

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town: