hello.

18. Sheffield. Head Pastry Chef. I think I'm hilarious.

[velvetgurl]

ok i decided not to be so emotional and overreacting

[velvetgurl]

failed 

[animal-factbook]

Using a fake ID to get into the club

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

can u believe that if Scotland actually do decide to hold a second referendum and leave the UK, and Northern Ireland hold a vote and come to an agreement with the Republic of Ireland to rejoin them and leave the UK, then David Cameron’s legacy as Prime Minister of the UK, will be as the prime minister that not only led to the disintegration of the United Kingdom as well as the man that was responsible for holding the referendum that led to the biggest crash in the value of the GBP in 25 years, but also as the man that fucked a dead pig to impress his posh mates. It’s so tragic I’d almost feel bad for the guy if he wasn’t such a massive tosser. 

[mrbulian]

me every day during the summer: u know what would make this day better…, if it was 20 degrees cooler

[mydeddyalabama]

Dora: what was your favorite part of the day? Me: Umm well I gue- Dora: I liked that part too. Me:

[watchthefirefliesdance]

[pauladeenandporn]

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

[blondesquats-deactivated2020060]

If you get to sleep beside the person you love every night you are one lucky fuck

[rockhardgeologist]

[meinewortesindwundershon-deacti]

damn, Tina!

[sourcedumal]

Tina is about that life.

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

I love the confidence that Tina slowly has been growing

[larmoyante]

I’m not just falling in love with you. I’m falling into you. You’re an ocean, and I’m falling in, drowning in the depths of who you are. Like you said, it’s scary in a way, but it’s also the most amazing thing I’ve ever experienced. You are the most amazing thing I’ve ever experienced.

Jasinda Wilder, Falling Into You (via recoveryisbeautiful)

[my-angel-my-stars]

There is something about you and I, about us, that feels like home. I’ve never felt that with anyone.

With you, I feel at home. (via galaxies-are-amongst-her)

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[jagoandlitefoot]

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

[therothwoman]

HOW

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

*accidentally does something well* ah shit i’ve given them standards now

[munalukkikala]

We don’t say “I love you” in Finland.

 And I think that’s beautiful.

[italianshakshouka-deactivated20]

What do you say?

[itsensakaljastaja]

we don’t

[vampire-mika]

[mattressblowoutsale]

o my fucking lord

[thebriar]

“Speak”

*DEATH METAL SCREAM*

[jocstiel-blog]

Nooooooooo

[strengthissexy-blog]

There's nothing wrong with sex, people.

[thechroniclesofrin]

- Having sex every day.  - Saving sex for your wedding night.  - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex.  - Hating sex.  - Being loud.  - Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.

[lilyskinned]

Reblogging again because this post is so important. 

[otherillusions]

This

[lippyyy-deactivated20170321]

yes!