Don't Mess with Texas!

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

[dontmesswithdubya]

r u ghey

[dontmesswithdubya]

what do you think about doctor who?

i dont understand y a series about an obgyn with a luv shak where he does the birds n the beez with many girlz is so popular but ok

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What is a “Doctor Who”?

Who is he? Is this a question? Why—

[dontmesswithdubya]

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eaglez arent birds there gods

birds r evil cuz they poop on my hed

[dontmesswithdubya]

tags: truer words never said 

im glad u agree

[dontmesswithdubya]

but theyre a japanese doge

my dad puked on the japaneze prez once and made japaneze free

so

[dontmesswithdubya]

do u like shibes

yes

they are much fredum

they fite terrer with the powerz of fredum doge

[dontmesswithdubya]

Do you bathe in Freedom? Is that what keeps you so justice?

yes

im much american very fredum

[dontmesswithdubya]

Hey dubya-how do ye handle vampires in 'Murica?

we alwayz did like roastin stuff in texas u no

[dontmesswithdubya]

Waddap, dubya? Yoo kepin' us safe frum dem terrists?

u no it

sumtimes they fite me in my dreamz but then i sing that song america fuck yea and they go away

[dontmesswithdubya]

can u feel the fredum 2nite

becuz i can

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guess whoz back i bet u wont no

*internal screaming*

[dontmesswithdubya]

no need 2 screem

i have enough fans as it is

[dontmesswithdubya]

i look into ur eyez and i c amerika

monsieur-le-brat-prince started following you

[dontmesswithdubya]

such a patriot

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"I look into your eyes and see dinner."

[dontmesswithdubya]

rood

[dontmesswithdubya]

i look into ur eyez and i c amerika

monsieur-le-brat-prince started following you

such a patriot

[dontmesswithdubya]

i drew remydelacourt w/ a hooker in hell

[dontmesswithdubya]

eaglez arent birds there gods

birds r evil cuz they poop on my hed

[dontmesswithdubya]

i hope ur proud 2 be an amerikan

remydelacourt started following you

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What? No….

[dontmesswithdubya]

y arent u proud 2 be amerikan n free

r u a terrerist

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[dontmesswithdubya]

no

jfk iz ded and a terrerist u cant work with him

cum 2 amerika and be happy

[dontmesswithdubya]

i hope ur proud 2 be an amerikan

remydelacourt started following you

[dontmesswithdubya]

[remydelacourt-blog]

What? No….

[dontmesswithdubya]

y arent u proud 2 be amerikan n free

r u a terrerist