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Anakin’s hair is hammered bronze, amber sunbeam chestnut honey, end of story
BRUH WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS 😂😂
HOW DID YOU GET IT SO SPECIFIC I actually think I might cry I’m scared.
Okay ladies and gentlemen this anon wins 😭😭😭 WHAT THE FUCK I’m still freaking out WHAT???
How do I explain to people the pure hilarity that is "no beta we die like [fandom refrence]" and the pure joy I get out of it
...what
This is already going wild places Im-
TO SOMEONE ON CHEMO TH0UGH??
What must their home life be like. Like if these are their power games. What goes on behind closed doors. What the fuck.
You know who I feel bad for? THE FRIENDS.
Like imagine you know this couple and they're kinda weird but hey you're friends and it ain't like you aren't weird yourself.
And then one day one of them shows up as an elf. And the other one, naruto. And it's INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS that they're playing some sort of mind game or power game with each other.
Like. If these friends didn't just be like "actually I have to go home right now bye" then they’re better people than I.
Okay okay my god okay okay
First NOW it's spiraling? Now, buddy? You think it's getting out of hand NOW????
Second, break up or act like adults. Sorry, you're both in your 20s? You two need to sit down and have a conversation about this, and moreso about your communication problems. And the mind games clearly being played here.
Doing what she's doing is going to solve what, exactly? This IS petty and ultimately causing more problems than it's solving. To say nothing of what might be going on with her.
Tbh, no. It isn't salvageable. Good luck OP.
Oh my goodness, there was MORE.
Throw the whole relationship away, fuckssakes...
I don't fucking care if it's manipulative, if your gf larps as an elf while talking to your relative who's undergoing chemo, you're allowed to humiliate her in front of her friends by larping as Naruto
This person needs to be arrested im going to cry
Omg wtf
all the tips I found for drawing a fantasy map are like :) “here’s a strategy to draw the land masses! here’s how to plot islands!” :) and that’s wonderful and I love them all but ??? how? do y'all decide where to put cities/mountains/forests/towns I have my map and my land but I’m throwing darts to decide where the Main Citadel where the Action Takes Place is
okay so i know i said most of this in the replies but it might be easier to actually reblog and say stuff instead lmao
Cities - go near water! freshwater lakes and rivers (rivers especially) are the best places for cities because A) source of water and B) travel and trade is much easier cus you can put your boats like right there. Basically ever relevant city ever was built on a lake or a river.
for rivers in general - because gravity, rivers run from mountains (forming from melting snow and ice (this is why they get fat in spring–more stuff melting)) to lakes/ocean where they can empty out (and even lakes will have rivers leading out that eventually get to the ocean), which can help when mapping out where those start and end. rivers are also much thinner and faster in steeper elevations and very slow and wide when the land is flat
mountains - i like to think of what the tectonic plates look like because that’s what makes mountains! mountains are also never standalone they’re always in mountain ranges (archipelagos are really just underwater mountain ranges babey). a cool trick I like to do is occasionally separate mountain ranges across continents, because over time the tectonic plates shifted and literally split the range in half. These mountains are really old tho so they’ve eroded and therefore it makes them smaller and rounder (like the appalachians) as opposed to relatively young mountain ranges like the rocky mountains which have taller and sharper peaks
Another mountain trick: if your mountains run along the ocean, the ocean side of the mountains will get a LOT of rain while the other side will be very dry–almost desert-like, in fact. think of temperate rainforests in British Columbia vs the drier conditions in the canadian prairies
forests - depends on how warm the area might be. coniferous forests are found further north (before you hit the tree line, and then it’s only tundra onwards) but as you head south you get leafier trees, and the leaves tend to get larger too
If you think about general elevation too, you’ll have places that might be swampy (wet + lower). if your world has an ice age like we did, then glaciers may have carved the land, leaving piles of soil in the south that was left when the ice receded and places where the bedrock has been bared north of that (like the Canadian Shield in Canada–the reason we see that is because of the glaciers)
You might also have a land that’s dotted in a shitton of freshwater lakes as well because the meltwater filled the holes that the glaciers scraped out (this is why canada has so many goddamn lakes)
and if the ice age was more recent than it was in our world, then you might not even have the forest re-growth and it could be a lot of open plains
tl;dr i like to think of major climate events that might have also shaped the land on top of some basic rules
The Artifexian has an entire series on building your world from literally the stars down and then the ground up.
All my worldbuilding videos
Though, for fantasy, you can make the world operate on entirely different principles:
With that done, the actual topic of city placement can be covered by videos like this:
Or
Once you have your places, if you want help naming them in realistic ways, this video can help:
This one is on architecture, which is definitely a subset of cities:
But for a more relevant practical guide on making settlements realistic:
Here’s a quick guide for making demographics:
holy shit?
”The Dawn Will Come” overlaid with the song that plays at the Battle of Ostagar in Origins–remember the part when King Cailan’s army prepared to face the Darkspawn horde? The soldiers bracing themselves, the Chantry priestess swinging incense? This is the song that plays during that scene. It is sometimes mistaken for the Origins title theme.
The musical and visual connections across the entire Dragon Age franchise are fantastic, and when I first played through the best scene in Inquisition the fall of Haven, I thought of that scene at Ostagar immediately.
The songs are “Ferelden at War” by Inon Zur from Dragon Age: Origins and “The Dawn Will Come” by Trevor Morris from Dragon Age: Inquisition.
woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery
From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.
Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled? 🤷♂️
tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS
Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!
carmelldansen but you’re in a bunker underground while air raid sirens go off in the distance
This has an indescribable energy.
My monitor is sideways and this motherfucker is still swording too hard