Don't Swallow Your Gum

[dontswallowyourgum]

https://www.younow.com/squiffyfiend/192016230/944569/be32445f/b/October-5,-2019

[whitepeopletwitter]

[classicintp]

I’m posting this multiple times today so everyone sees it, you should too.

[classicintp]

I see a lot of you just hitting the like button and that’s not what I politely asked you to do 😐

[classicintp]

When I reblogged this the first time it had under 1,000 notes, so thank you everyone, you did great.

I saw a few of you comment that reblogging doesn’t help the forest but it DOES. Helping to spread important but otherwise unknown information is one of the best ways problems like these get solved; even if all you can do is hit that reblog button you’re helping raise awareness to those who are more able, and have better access, to take direct action. Never underestimate the value of spreading awareness.

[thegoodvybe]

[dontswallowyourgum]

For the amount of time spent doing this I figure it deserves another post at least #batmanandrobin #boywonder #wheresyourwilltobeweird https://www.instagram.com/p/BoVNAjqH18J/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5njbsiamt6x2

[dontswallowyourgum]

Whether it be #batmanandrobin #boywonder or just a boy who likes to sit and wonder, this makes the first official post on to the new account. Yeeeew. https://www.instagram.com/p/BoUVJbcnVJF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=21hplysi82ft

[dontswallowyourgum]

First gram weighed in on the *you-gon-need-yerself-a-whole-new-one-dammit* account, as per the draconian instagram #nodickpics guidelines. #suchahassle #mournfortheold #reserveexpectationsforthenew https://www.instagram.com/p/BnfWCKvH6gH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s9stmmiuxmbl

[intp-musing]

Story Time # 9

INTP: I think I found an essay topic! I’ll argue that humans are horrible beings because they are influenced by their emotions.

INFJ Roommate: You say that, but I can’t think of any animal that isn’t influenced by their emotions.

INTP: Yeah, but I’m taking specifically about humans not animals.

INFJ: Humans are animals.

INTP: Yes, but I’m not talking about animals in general, just humans.

INFJ: That doesn’t make sense.

INTP: I mean like I’m talking about German Shepherds not dogs.

INFJ: German Shepherds are dogs!

INTP: I’m not saying they aren’t, but I’m referring to the specific breed. Do you get how I’m comparing the two situations?

INFJ: You’re not making any sense.

INTP: I can get from point A to point B! Why can’t you?!

INFJ: Maybe if you explain how you got there!

INTP: You know I can’t!

[dontswallowyourgum]

Seriously, what am I doing with my life? #wheresyourwilltobeweird #wolverine #foreveralone

[dontswallowyourgum]

I mean, you’re young. You’ve got your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable. You got to do it for Grandpa, Morty. Y-you’ve got to put these seeds inside your butt. #rickandmorty #snapchat

[dontswallowyourgum]

Fry: Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap. #futurama #leela #snapchat

[dontswallowyourgum]

What else DOES a person do when all alone? #snapchatselfies #waitingforthemadness (at Alkimos)

[dontswallowyourgum]

#goatboy #fornoreasonatall #mayaswellhaveaparty #halloweeninjuly #wheresyourwilltobeweird (at Alkimos)

[dontswallowyourgum]

#snapchatselfies have got me looking like Dewey hard out ey #malcolminthemiddle

[dontswallowyourgum]

#snapchatselfies 'Cause what else would I post on here when I have no body paint left? Pictures of food? #notreadytobecomeTHATsociallyretardedyet (at Perth, Western Australia)

[dontswallowyourgum]

at Leederville, Western Australia, Australia

[dontswallowyourgum]

The cousin that's crossed the ditch and the desert to come visit my ass for the week. She's a bloody good egg ey. (at The Lucky Shag Waterfront Bar)

[dontswallowyourgum]

So my shoulder blades seemed to be protruding a little more than usual lately, nek minnit...