The Mermaid

25. Voice so lusty, you'll love it. and other things too... .

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

Why would you fuck Adam sandler

it was on my bucket list 

[bee-enthusiast]

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

yes

[afloweroutofstone]

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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it

[yyunglame]

[freyfall]

a lesson on nonbinary individuals and why we feel the way we do about numerous basic things, such as the mere fact of our existence and our pronouns.

[smolanxiouscatvoids]

At first I thought this was about bisexuality whoops

[rainbowsnowflake]

I thought it was abt asexuality 🙈

[casmick-consequences]

[genzfanfix]

when you’re bi and enby 👾

[fiachdubh]

Some solidarity for bi/ace/nb

[khfkukluydshfklsadd]

I'm about to go HAM

home

and

masturbate 

[did-you-know]

The perfect length of time to be on vacation is 8 days.

Your health and wellness levels rise rapidly while on vacation, but they peak on the 8th day and return to baseline within your first week back no matter how long you’re gone.

Because lengthier vacations don’t seem to make a difference, experts say the key to improved overall satisfaction is to take more vacations, not longer ones.

(Source, Source 2)

[mademoisellehypergamy]

✨ BOOKS TO READ ON YOUR HYPERGAMOUS JOURNEY!!! ✨

Stop using the pandemic as an excuse for not developing yourself and your social skills! It’s important to devote time to studying hypergamy, dating, social climbing, and femininity. Although nothing can replace real life interactions, reading books on the topic can help prime you for when these interactions do occur. Devote yourself to daily reading, ladies. 

DATING

- Shanghai Girls: Uncensored & Unsentimental: How Formidable Chinese Women Use Their Feminity to Get Wealth and Power, By Lan Lan

- Ho Tactics, by G.L. Lambert

- The Geisha Secret, by Hanako

- How To Marry The Rich, by Ginie Sayles 

FEMININITY

- Simply Irresistible, by Ellen T. White

- The Geisha Secret, by Hanako

SEDUCTION

- The Book of Courtesans, by Susan Griffin

- The Art of Seduction, by Robert Green

- The Seduction Mystique, by Ginie Sayles

- The Geisha Secret, by Hanako

SOCIAL CLIMBING

- Meet the Rich, by Ginie Sayles

- The Old Money Book: How To Live Better While Spending Less, by Byron Tully

- Modern Etiquette Made Easy, by Myka Meier

- The Social Climbers Bible,  Dirk Wittenborn

[deebott]

[dontyou-loveme]

I’ll do whatever you want for you to

Forgive me 😭😩

blow my Burner Account on IG up. I have some spying I need to do.

[dontyou-loveme]

Oh hi everybody 💖 Or nobody.

Any of my regulars still on here?

[voghue]

faves rn, I’m a bit late to the laura mercier hype.

[pbeautyhair]

💗🌸🦄 http://instagram.com/glazedbeautyx

[happifying-things]

Nobody move…

[kitty-satan1]

My cat had her kittens!!!!

[antihenrysquad]

The Queens as 2 John Mulaney Screencaps

Catherine of Aragon:

Anne Boleyn:

Jane Seymour:

Anna of Cleves:

Katherine Howard:

Catherine Parr:

[existenceisanillusion]

[obama-stolemy-vcr]

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

[haitianvixen]

suck his dick while he drive

[harrygodzilla]

[anxietyproblem]