I knew you'd fail

jori shipping jori shipper // not a whitney houston fan account

[dontyouwannadance]

Idk if this is weird but I definitely prefer my ships non-canon and unlikely to ever be canon.

Canon always ruins it. It never even touched my Jori headcanons and I kinda miss that.

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Who else is still adding songs to their jori playlist in 2021

[putonmyfavoriteshow]

Jade/Tori - illicit affairs

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Did someone really think you were a Whitney Houston fan account ?

No but people used to ask if that’s where my url came from. (It isn’t)

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hello i just remembered out of nowhere that many many years ago i sent you a dumb troll ask about shipping jade/tori and burbank in hell. i just want you to know that it was written entirely with love because i was too shy to interact with you directly even though i was deeply invested with your blog and your fic and your content. idk if you ever needed closure on that random ask but here it is regardless. thanks duder

omg that was the best ask I ever received haha. I still laugh at it now. Definitely no hard feelings from me. I knew you were trolling.

[dontyouwannadance]

Hi it's 2020 and I'm still picturing most of the shows I watch as jori AUs. Will this ever stop?

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Hi I want you guys to know that I've been having screen burn-in issues with my phone and because of that the word "jori" is now permanently burned into my screen.

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mercutiosnake replied to your post: Hi I just found out how much easier it is now to...

Twas uphill both ways to make gifs in our days!

And making ones that tumblr would accept was up-mountain. I was just thinking about the old 500kb size limit the other day when I was making a full-width gif with 30 frames and not worrying about tumblr accepting it. Kids these days don’t know how good they’ve got it haha.

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docnoctem replied to your post :

Hi I just found out how much easier it is now to...

It’s a whole different world now. Kids these days! Nothing but respect for my 720p-logoless-Nickelodeon-shows champion.

So many times I risked getting my internet shut off by my ISP for torrenting episodes of Victorious only to discover that even though it said it was 720p it was actually 480p and had the Nick logo in the bottom corner.

I recently became obsessed with the show Impulse on youtube and they’re just like “Here, have some 4k. What’s a logo?”

[dontyouwannadance]

Hi I just found out how much easier it is now to make gifs than it was when I ran this blog and I am

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My jori playlist is getting more and more negative as time goes on and I'd like to apologize to the 3 people who follow it on Spotify for that

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It’s such a bummer how much of Victorious and iCarly has been ruined by confirmation of Dan’s foot fetish

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Hey so I was just thinking, if Tori and Jade were 15/16 in the first season of Victorious, that would make them 24/25 now and that means that a whole lot of those future fics we read back in the day (including my own) now take place in the past and I don’t know how to feel about that.

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multifandomshippingfreak replied to your post: So what ships did you guys obsess over after jori?                

   after jori, it was lucaya on girl meets world. now it’s teriah on young and the restless (don’t laugh. it’s a soap opera, but this ship, #teriah is pure fire! )    

Lucaya was my next ship too though! It made me realize that I definitely have a type when it comes to my ships and it’s basically any ship where I can use this gif

[dontyouwannadance]

So what ships did you guys obsess over after jori?

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Of all the weird shit that happened on this show and all the posts about Tori's obsession with Jade's boobs this is my only post that got flagged

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Me watching/reading literally anything, for the rest of my entire human life: Okay which half of this ship is Tori and which half is Jade?