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hanavesinauttija

I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

hanavesinauttija

now I'm it/she

bisexual-engineer-girl

OH COME THE FUCK ON

#i told this joke in the version of this forest that makes you sound like youre from the deep south #it was a he/it

loveisgame-deactivated20251211

wukuat

Ne zaman baba

#cars #cars the movie #how romantic #i love rom coms

apjvff

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

fishmech

OK now what

strange-aeons

ANOTHER 20

Square dogs mini sketchbook dump

#drawing #art #dogs #ink #sketchbook #sketch #xoloitzcuintle #i like the goofy ones uwu

skitter-queen

How do you think Cauldron came up with the idea of feeding people Eden parts

there was a weird little man who broke into the place they keep eden and started gobnling on it and they were like hey! get outta here! but then he manifested a hologram of his dead daughter. and they were like woaaah cool do it again so he took another bite & the hologram became a furry & they said youre hired

wiisagi-maiingan

Amazing how every guide on interacting with police, including ones that are explicitly pro-cop, are indistinguishable from guides on how to avoid being attacked by a wild animal.

Don't make any sudden movements, avoid eye contact, stay calm or you WILL die. Wait, what do you mean this is advice for interacting with a human being and not a hungry bear?

wiisagi-maiingan

"Keep your hands on the steering wheel and don't have anything in them, a police officer might mistake a cellphone for a weapon." Okay, should I also hold my hand out for him to sniff when he approaches so that he knows I'm not a threat?

donutholepunch

"DO NOT feed cops donuts, i know media portrays donuts as a health food for them but cops do not produce the necessary enzymes to digest them and they can get very sick."

#also dont feed the wildlife #they will come back

aletheyass

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain