[brutol]

im going to bed for a week

Straight boys be like

[squidfuckr]

“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”

[keeper0fthestars]

[theweiwuxian]

Phew that lost post A READ

[doodies-unite]

ISHA I NEED TO BE SENT TO ASK JAIL

YOU’LL ME VERY SEXC IN STRIPES BABE

[vanini--head-deactivated2021050]

MERGING MY BLOGS

So I had initially made my side blog @/fandomsgonehaywire with the idea of it being a blog for shitposting™ but now it's been really confusing and tiring to manage so I am going to be deactivating my other blog, and you guys can still find my art posts under the #my art tag.

Also URL change for this blog:

potterhead4lyf -> fandomsgonehaywire

Mutuals please sb

Tagging: @paranoid--introvert @stardustandvanilla @doodies-unite @aadya-said-chal-be @mango-pickle @wannabe-santiago @arrigatoroy @grace-k-sterling @i-only-speak-in-vines @that-awkward-sapien @psycho-mocha @amandaanubis @moon--bug @some-major-ishues @anxious-ace-dork @cipher-dorito @b-a-d-a-m @simp-for-gol-gappes and @ all other mutuals

[doodies-unite]

Hey. How are you? Did you eat?

hii <33 yup i’m doing pretty good, i just woke up so no i haven't eaten yet

wbu? are you doing fine? :)) oh and merry christmas!!

[doodies-unite]

1. I have one sibling. An older sister. 2. I would prolly put it in an account. I’m the type of person to save the stickers cause what if I find a better place for them? and then never use them. Maybe I will buy a house. Ya. 3. That hardest point was probably the summer of this year. I was at a real low point then and the depression was hitting hard-hard. But I’m better now. For the questions: a) what state did you live in America? b) what would you do with three wishes from a genie?

ooh that’s cool me too. and yess ik what you mean i used to kinda hoard stuff lmao, a bookmark collection, eraser collection, stamp collections, smh it was so dumb xD and awhhh i really hope things are better for you now <33 im always here if you wanna talk about it!! 

i lived in virginia close to DC, and ahh when i was little i would always answer with infinity wishes but as i got older i realized that doesnt really count lmao sooo hmm like 1) prolly good health for me and my loved ones, 2) fix world hunger 3) make sure everyone has like basic needs, like people in poverty and stuff also ik its only 3 wishes but 4) keep the earth clean (pollution and littering) cause so many animals suffer cause of that its so sad

okay so my questions: fav song? comfort food? something that always makes you smile?

[doodies-unite]

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

me: ( ˘ ³˘)♥

also me: t(-.-t) 

i lobe you tho

[doodies-unite]

tell me ek joke na uwu

l0oK iN tHe miRrOr~

okie im sorry here’s a few d@d j0kes 4 you :3

"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!”

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.”

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

"I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me."

“Have you heard about the movie constipation? No, because It never came out…”

you’re very welcome.

[mooshroomi]

ish these are all so bad

[doodies-unite]

excuse me- :0 i put my blood sweat and tears into this shit >:(

yur a bully. these are amazing, you're just jealous you couldn't come up with these earlier~

[mooshroomi]

Ew your sweat is in this stuff ewewewee ew ew ew ew ewEW EW

and no I'm not jealous I'm glad my brain doesn't come up with such low quality content

[doodies-unite]

bully.

also your low quality brain doesn’t understand how amazeballs they are😼💅🏼

[mooshroomi]

Okay may I remind you these are DAD JOKES they will always be terrible smh ish

[doodies-unite]

okay may i remind yOU dad jokes freakin rock and they are sexc af >:)

[the-slut-in-the-sixth-sense]

Guys please carry on with your arguements,,I'm enjoying 😅😅hehehhe

[doodies-unite]

this is serious business ma'am, not for entertainment purposes 👿

[doodies-unite]

tell me ek joke na uwu

l0oK iN tHe miRrOr~

okie im sorry here’s a few d@d j0kes 4 you :3

"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!”

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.”

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

"I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me."

“Have you heard about the movie constipation? No, because It never came out…”

you’re very welcome.

[mooshroomi]

ish these are all so bad

[doodies-unite]

excuse me- :0 i put my blood sweat and tears into this shit >:(

yur a bully. these are amazing, you're just jealous you couldn't come up with these earlier~

[mooshroomi]

Ew your sweat is in this stuff ewewewee ew ew ew ew ewEW EW

and no I'm not jealous I'm glad my brain doesn't come up with such low quality content

[doodies-unite]

bully.

also your low quality brain doesn’t understand how amazeballs they are😼💅🏼

[mooshroomi]

Okay may I remind you these are DAD JOKES they will always be terrible smh ish

[doodies-unite]

okay may i remind yOU dad jokes freakin rock and they are sexc af >:)

[weird-u-deactivated20210917]

Yoing yoing yoing

[doodies-unite]

omg yes this is why i lobe you @fandomsgonehaywire​

shrek is a total babe y'all can fight me on this hmph

[doodies-unite]

tell me ek joke na uwu

l0oK iN tHe miRrOr~

okie im sorry here’s a few d@d j0kes 4 you :3

"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!”

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.”

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

"I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me."

“Have you heard about the movie constipation? No, because It never came out…”

you’re very welcome.

[mooshroomi]

ish these are all so bad

[doodies-unite]

excuse me- :0 i put my blood sweat and tears into this shit >:(

yur a bully. these are amazing, you're just jealous you couldn't come up with these earlier~

[mooshroomi]

Ew your sweat is in this stuff ewewewee ew ew ew ew ewEW EW

and no I'm not jealous I'm glad my brain doesn't come up with such low quality content

[doodies-unite]

bully.

also your low quality brain doesn’t understand how amazeballs they are😼💅🏼

[mango-pickle]

hi okay bye

ISHA HIIII

[doodies-unite]

HIHIHI (ooh can i be the kiwi emoji 🥝)

[mango-pickle]

OKAY (rey already has the kiwi emoji tho)

[doodies-unite]

OH I DIDNT KNOW IM SORRY HOW BOUT 🪐? IDK YOU CAN COME UP WITH WHATEVER SKSKSKSK

[mango-pickle]

OKAY YES SATURN WORKS TOO

[doodies-unite]

OOKAY WHAT ABOUT YOUU? WHATS YOUR EMOJI GBEHJNKASM

[mango-pickle]

UHH AKDJJS MAYBE A MANGO

[doodies-unite]

OOOH OKAY OKAY

[doodies-unite]

Knock knock. Who's there? Bed. Bed who? Bed you can't guess who I am

i- frbuehdnjws <333

[doodies-unite]

Hey check secret Santa blog

i did!! uwu

[doodies-unite]

I’m a night person. Morning no-no. The countries I’ve traveled to are China, Turkey and America. The last time I cried was last week when I missed my Hindi listening exam so I thought i was gonna fail but then i realised it was only for 5 marks and it’ll be okay cause it’s only 5 marks. And ya we’ve gone way after 20. So, what career do you want? Have you ever moved? Your favourite family member?

ooh okay thats so coool i love traveling sm i wanna travel the world bghuefjndkm and ohh okay thats good that it didnt effect your grade very muchh

okay so i have absolutely no. clue. .-. i wish i knew tho

yeahh ive moved once from america to india when i was in 5th

hmm idk prolly my sister? maybe my dad tho :p

okay so how many siblings do you have? if you had all the money in the world whats one thing you'd buy? whats been the hardest point in your life?

[desisecretsanta2020]

For: @doodies-unite

From: your secret santa

so I made another collage/moodboard thingy for you

[doodies-unite]

WTF YOU’RE SO PURE ILY AND I LOVE THIS SM 

can i like know who you are already so we can ride into the sunset together~

[doodies-unite]

tell me ek joke na uwu

l0oK iN tHe miRrOr~

okie im sorry here’s a few d@d j0kes 4 you :3

"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!”

"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.”

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

"I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me."

“Have you heard about the movie constipation? No, because It never came out…”

you’re very welcome.

[mooshroomi]

ish these are all so bad

[doodies-unite]

excuse me- :0 i put my blood sweat and tears into this shit >:(

yur a bully. these are amazing, you're just jealous you couldn't come up with these earlier~

[doodies-unite]

🥝❤

wait i need an emoji for you now skskskkskk

& i lou you 

[fandomsgonehaywire]

How abt ☕ (why? Cuz it's just pretty aksnchjcjc)

& lobe you too

[doodies-unite]

ookay i like the ☕ emoji too >_<

& i lobe you more hmph

[fandomsgonehaywire]

Okiee so that's the one then akhshdhd

& i lobe u more i see u lying there <3

[doodies-unite]

☕❤

& i lobe you more than you lobe me more >:( you is the liAr :P