poosi secs

the streets im from they call me the gonkulator

[doodoosniffa5000]

the opps may be zoophiles but im the one dawg they cant top

[doodoosniffa5000]

im distancing myself from tumblr now. finally. if anyone wants my insta dm me

[doodoosniffa5000]

the true college experience is getting invited to a party 2 miles away, walking the full distance at 11 at night, and then getting there realizing it looks lame asl and your social battery has been completely drained for the night, so you get a calzone at a random pizza place downtown and then walk back while carrying your calzone in one hand and a 12 pack of sprite you got at 7/11 in the other

[benshapiroangrybird]

it whistles when i pee i call it my steamboat willy

[doodoosniffa5000]

it would probably be wise of me to back off tumblr because i feel like an adult whos living by themselves still on Tumblr is kinda sad. but then again we probably know by now i suck at quitting things

[doodoosniffa5000]

im not kidding when i say this, the greatest compliment ive ever received in my entire life was when my ex sent me a giant breakup text telling me that i wouldnt succeed in life

[jonbinaryz]

[pleurotuspopulinus]

AMEN 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[benshapiroangrybird]

happens to the best of us

[doodoosniffa5000]

do yall mfs just be watching sausage party while jackhammering yo shit like wtf yall are not real people. someone show me the psyop

[nikitagrebenkinglazer]

This the shit I've been on lately zyns r for sissy liberals real MEN r still on dip 👌

[crows-that-sneeze]

classic intercourse 🤣

thank you doodoosniffa5000 I have no clue what the fuck any of these means

[permagauze]

im sorry but can you guys stop oversharing things, like NO i dont need to know whether you're going to eat your chobani or not and NO i dont need to know about your pet wasps, why is everyone here so tmi

[benshapiroangrybird]

just had some great value meatballs and i'm already shitting bones

[doodoosniffa5000]

hi im 23 and still actively use scratch chatrooms. here is my face reveal. felt cute omg im so shyyyy tho☺️☺️☺️☺️

[doodoosniffa5000]

everybody does trump impressions completely differently yet they all sound the exact same

[doodoosniffa5000]

i always thought the whole creepy neckbearded poor hygiene tiktok lolcow category of people only existed in my phone and were just putting on an act for publicity online, but then i went to college and i realized they are all very real and are quite common

[doodoosniffa5000]

fritz the cat would genuinely be a strong contender for one of my favorite movies of all time if half the plot wasnt just straight furry porn