come to papa

and i won’t apologize for acting a fool

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anual 5sos fandom check in

we joked abt ashtons initials standing for ai so much it Became True

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hey guys i havent logged in for a minute PLEASE tell me no one in 5sos has done tarot readings 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 thatd be so silly haha imagine if one of them put out a solo album too ?? thank god neither of those things happened :)

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pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

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WERE BOOPS BACK AND I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW ???!!

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why are you speculating that anyone who doesn't like brandy's music or personality or behaviour wants to be with calum? I know heaps of fans who wouldn't want to date a certain member.

unfortunately being with a celebrity, and trying to become one yourself, comes with lots of people wanting to know about your life. sharing a relationship when you're in it means also sharing a breakup if/when that happens. it's odd that neither of them want to give a simple statement. that genuinely would have saved her and her stans a lot of headache.

had to end my tumblr hiatus bc this is b-a-n-a-n-a-s ?? so what im referring to is ppl sending her literal death threats and saying she was only w cal bc she’s a gold digger (she makes her own music and has worked w insane artists trust me she didn’t need it) but also we’re not gonna normalize celebs being bullied into making statements ?? “it’s odd they don’t wanna give a simple statement” hey so it actually isn’t !! and u only sent this as anon bc ur know u sound insane but saying “ppl wanting to know things comes w being a celeb” is so odd ?? idk where you’ve been but we’ve been done w that concept for a long time now and when celebs stand up for themselves (even quietly) we applaud :) this is not a safe space for headassery leave 5sos and brandy alone if ur gonna be a clown

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yeah no this is fucked up !! im doubling down bc she’s a human being and an artist before she’s anyone gf idk what y’all don’t get

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feeling evil might rank 5sos merch later

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u dirty stinkin bitches have Brandi (almondmilkhunni) STRESSING on tiktok ??? she should not have to spell it out to fans that her personal life or any aspect of her life is not up for speculation. it’s literally not her fault u didn’t get w the man she’s w u guys are INSANE and this behavior is NOT demure and NOT mindful.

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hey y’all im gonna give u a rank and i want u to reblog w the rank corrected to UR standards: TOP 5 UNDERRATED 5SOS SONGS 🗣️

5: when u walk away

4: girls talk boys

3: kiss me

2: tomorrow never dies

1: JUST FUCKING SAYING

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i have some nasty freak shit to say abt this one picture in particular but the Vatican does not approve <\3

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happy birthday Ashton <3

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the fucking nerve of him

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ur ass is grass and i am the MOWER

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hey ! what the fuck !

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ill be an Ash girl all my life but “imaginary” situations mama ?? okay 😭

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cal said gay rights

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somewhat of a controversial take but Luke and Ashton’s solo project merch ?? the flavors not there it’s non existent and that’s a real bummer i feel like it could be a lot better.

[oliviawebsite]

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.